The after dinner mint to your Mets experience.
"Well, there's 5 mins I won't ever get back in my life. Was it supposed to be funny?" -Matty
"Drop your skirt and climb down off the table already."-Dave Crockett
"Could we be anymore dramatic? Relax,the sky is not falling..."-Steve
"Some times you have to let it go Mr. Testosterone."-Anonymous
"With all due respect, shut up."-anonymous
"Metstra, hardly a collapse you dumbass"-Mark
"You're an idiot...How about being partial in your reproting. Who are you John Sterling"-anonymous
"This post was stupid and pointless...What on earth did this display except that you're cranky?"-anonymous
"You write a lot. What's with that?"-Jen Gyllenhaal (No relation, I think)
"Did you spend thanxgiving over @ Michael Irvin's house????"-Jabair
"What is wrong with you? I've got to put you out of your misery..."-Darth Marc
"For a good time, call Mr. Met. 718-577-TIXX"-Mr. Met
"Go to hell."-Erica
"You Bastard!"-Erik Love
"I want this guy dead."-frozeropes, a quote taken shamelessly out of context
"I threw up just a little bit in my mouth."-my brother
"As someone who loves holiday song parodies, this gets a big-time thumbs up."-Mark Simon
"Bite me."-Mario
"Photoballs? Bleeping photoballs?"-Greg Prince
"Sometimes a franchise just has a big, black mark over it and no amount of wishful thinking can turn the tide..."-Jaap Still
"Brilliant use of an instructional picture book."-Kyle in Newport News
"Does Met$tra have a gambling problem?"-Erik Love
"Hasta la vista baby. I throw up the white flag."-Joe
"I'm still a fan, but enough is enough."-Meet the Mets
"I watch the grass grow - it's more exciting."-David
"Freaking Chipper Jones. I HATE Freaking Chipper Jones."-Dave Murray
"Good God man, what have you done??!! You've released the genie from the bottle. I see the showers and toilets backing up at Shea, emergency landings at LGA, unusual tides in Flushing Bay, and when they break ground for the new stadium the construction gang will unearth and disturb some ancient Indian burial ground for unlucky and cursed members of the Iroquois nation...Blaspheme no more Metstradamus! You are tempting the fates!"-The Metmaster
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15 comments:
jabair,
that depends on how many crayons they can get.
Zing! Good one Kyle!
Zing! Good one Kyle!
Why so bitter Met fan? Glavine just not getting it done for you? I was in the city two weeks ago listening to Mike and the Mad Dog planning for another off season. I bet if I would have told you in SEPTEMBER of 1991 that "wait til next year" would be a decade and a half later...you'd all be Yankee fans right now.
Laughing at your payroll in the dirty south...
david (brave-o-matic)
How many Mets playoff games have you attended these last 14 years, Seven Train?
(Heh.)
Our bitter hearts are never content.
And it takes a lot more than 14 years of wait until next year to turn us into Yankee fans, no matter what your Hooters lovin' third baseman says.
Braves fans however, even after 14 years of division titles, aren't so loyal. Look here for proof:
http://peacheskingdom.blogspot.com/
Re Atlanta attendance:
I think it was King Hank V who said, "We few, we happy few."
And we are happy... that we aren't sitting at home grousing about the attendance of teams that did make the playoffs.
Of course, I realize your witty remarks about Southerners and the Bravos are made in jest and are all in good fun. As one of your own, Mr McEnroe, was wont to say, "You cannot be serious."
Bitter Mets fans always need a little good fun.
And please don't think I'm ragging on Southerners. There are millions of Yankee fans that are afraid of soap too ;)
Soap! Afraid of soap? S$#*&^$, I watch em everyday.
In an effort to bridge the gap, reduce the animosity, and to heal the wounds festering between us inbreds and you city folk... I propose that we contribute an outstanding veteran outfielder to your efforts next year. Hell, he is even a retired football player. Maybe the Jets will sign him too...In exchange, we will take Looper off your hands and Leo will make him into a real pitcher. Deal?
NO! No deals with the braves! The bridge must never be gapped - it must be burned! You Braves fans and your Julio Franco . . . ooooooooohhh I hate him.
The only reason I'll ever stop to watch a Braves game is to hope he'll finally have that heart attack while up to bat.
OOOHHH Better yet! It will happen when they play the Mets and it will be brought on by being plunked by Pedro . . . or Glavine! Yes! Glavine plunks Julio thus spuring the heart attack! Finally Glavine gets his revenge!
Forgive the bluntness, but screw Brian Jordan.
Brave-O-Matic sent me.
Nice place.
Welcome aboard Billy Jay.
Thanks.
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