Sunday, July 12, 2009

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20 comments:

Andrew Vazzano said...

I feel like there is some sort of Brian Stokes joke here.

Rebecca said...

This is quite possibly one of the awesomest things ever.

Jersey Girl said...

Leave it to Metstradamus to think of this! Hysterical!

Tanya said...

OMG! That was the absolute best thing I have ever read. You are a genius.

Tina said...

Hey! HEY!

MetFanMac said...

Of course! It all makes perfect sense now! It's BORAS'S FAULT!

Luis said...

CLASSIC!!!

dyhrdmet said...

nice work.

James Allen said...

Great stuff. ("Talking about yourself in the third apple." Genius.) I particularly appreciate the Garry Templeton reference.

Runs being scored! Home runs! Two game winning streak! And the streak will be alive for at least 3 more days! What more could you want (other than Steve Phillips having several pounds of alum shoved down his throat?)

Coop said...

Metstradamus, you've outdone yourself once again, bro. Congrats!! I am LAUGHING MY ARSE OFF at my desk, everyone at work thinks I'm nuts.

number15 said...

this apple is like the gary sheffield of 'secondary stadium icons'. it could play everyday, it just hasn't had enough work yet. it should lose 15 lbs.

and it says something about the state of affiars when we have to rely on brian schneider to end an 80 inning hr drought.

Sassdawg. said...

Metstra,

Can I get a Meh option for the Church/Mr. French poll, if that wasn't the most bland trade I had ever heard?

Mets Guy in Michigan said...

BRILLIANT!!!!!

Dan said...

Bravo.

Unser said...

:)

schneck said...

Absolutely classic! I was a little spooked, though, by all of the people in the pix that did not move a muscle during the entire conversation.

kjs said...

C'mon, Metstra. Everyone knows the neo-Apple didn't rise because Jose Reyes was at the neo-stadium working out. And he had the audacity to smile---at the Apple! Just listen to the geniuses on WFAN. Players who can slam 200+ hits and steal 50+ bases are just total villians and belong nowhere near the Mets clubhouse.

PS: Everyone also knows Jose Reyes shot JFK.

Anonymous said...

lol ... good stuff, as usual

Recruiter said...

fantastic

Tejesh said...

Very well done. Great job.