An Important Public Service Announcement:

Ways to tell that the man asking you for painkillers is not Mets outfielder Mike Cameron:

• He tells you what a great teammate Johnny Bench was.
• Talks about that night in Chicago where he scored four touchdowns in one game.

• Confuses his stolen identites and shows you pictures of his wife, Heidi Klum.
• Spells "Mientkiewicz" correctly.
• Tells you his season ending collision was with Rigo Beltran.
• Relays stories of the good old days when he helped defeat the Braves.
• Thinks Minute Maid Park is in Florida.
• Talks to you about his jealousy regarding his brother, Kirk.
• Tells you he never strikes out.
• Is upset that Miguel Cairo never got the chance to sing lead as a member of Menudo.
• Professes the need for the Mets to go out and get a solid number two starter...behind Dwight Gooden.
• Signs his prescription with a heart that dots the "i".

Remember, that man you're shooting up with Benadryl may not be a major leaguer.