The after dinner mint to your Mets experience.
"Well, there's 5 mins I won't ever get back in my life. Was it supposed to be funny?" -Matty
"Drop your skirt and climb down off the table already."-Dave Crockett
"Could we be anymore dramatic? Relax,the sky is not falling..."-Steve
"Some times you have to let it go Mr. Testosterone."-Anonymous
"With all due respect, shut up."-anonymous
"Metstra, hardly a collapse you dumbass"-Mark
"You're an idiot...How about being partial in your reproting. Who are you John Sterling"-anonymous
"This post was stupid and pointless...What on earth did this display except that you're cranky?"-anonymous
"You write a lot. What's with that?"-Jen Gyllenhaal (No relation, I think)
"Did you spend thanxgiving over @ Michael Irvin's house????"-Jabair
"What is wrong with you? I've got to put you out of your misery..."-Darth Marc
"For a good time, call Mr. Met. 718-577-TIXX"-Mr. Met
"Go to hell."-Erica
"You Bastard!"-Erik Love
"I want this guy dead."-frozeropes, a quote taken shamelessly out of context
"I threw up just a little bit in my mouth."-my brother
"As someone who loves holiday song parodies, this gets a big-time thumbs up."-Mark Simon
"Bite me."-Mario
"Photoballs? Bleeping photoballs?"-Greg Prince
"Sometimes a franchise just has a big, black mark over it and no amount of wishful thinking can turn the tide..."-Jaap Still
"Brilliant use of an instructional picture book."-Kyle in Newport News
"Does Met$tra have a gambling problem?"-Erik Love
"Hasta la vista baby. I throw up the white flag."-Joe
"I'm still a fan, but enough is enough."-Meet the Mets
"I watch the grass grow - it's more exciting."-David
"Freaking Chipper Jones. I HATE Freaking Chipper Jones."-Dave Murray
"Good God man, what have you done??!! You've released the genie from the bottle. I see the showers and toilets backing up at Shea, emergency landings at LGA, unusual tides in Flushing Bay, and when they break ground for the new stadium the construction gang will unearth and disturb some ancient Indian burial ground for unlucky and cursed members of the Iroquois nation...Blaspheme no more Metstradamus! You are tempting the fates!"-The Metmaster
| Walk-O-Meter: 17 |
The banners were hung from the lockers with care as this meaningless win was sponsored by Budweiser.
"All right, I saved my job! For tomorrow."
"Woo hoo! I can't believe it David ... I got a clutch hit!"
"Hey Jose, who's this Nick Evans guy? He's not half bad! And his OPS is already higher than mine!"
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Seriuosly, who IS Nick Evans? Where's Fernando Martinez? Bah, he only went 3-for-4, he's a bum, sendim back down ;-)
This reminded me of Carlos Gomez's debut last year!
Actually, at the moment Nick Evans career big-league OPS is 2.250, which I think is over 1.000 points better than Babe Ruth, so Carlos has nothing to be ashamed of in that department...
michael
I hope Carlos D is not celebrating too much. He was obviously swinging for the fences every at bat yesterday. Reminded me of Barry Bonds last year when he was going for the home run record (*) and not bothering to try and help the team at all.
Nick Evans, without his baseball cap, looks EXACTLY like James Dean.
Now that's just cold. . .
Glad Willie thinks its funny, with the machetti analogies.
And what a novelty - call up a young player performing well in the minors. A guy who's under the age of 33. So that's why we have a farm system!
Have I mentioned I hate Atlanta and I hate the Braves?
Greatest post this season. I laughed and laughed...it was much better than cats!
Today tells the tale, does Willie sit Delgado against the lefty (after he embarrassed himself against Francis) and let Evans fit into a platoon role, 'cause Delgado shouldn't see another lefty all year long—whether Evans is on the big club or not.
Not sure we have a farm system, its more like a produce stand.
its funny
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