The after dinner mint to your Mets experience.
"Well, there's 5 mins I won't ever get back in my life. Was it supposed to be funny?" -Matty
"Drop your skirt and climb down off the table already."-Dave Crockett
"Could we be anymore dramatic? Relax,the sky is not falling..."-Steve
"Some times you have to let it go Mr. Testosterone."-Anonymous
"With all due respect, shut up."-anonymous
"Metstra, hardly a collapse you dumbass"-Mark
"You're an idiot...How about being partial in your reproting. Who are you John Sterling"-anonymous
"This post was stupid and pointless...What on earth did this display except that you're cranky?"-anonymous
"You write a lot. What's with that?"-Jen Gyllenhaal (No relation, I think)
"Did you spend thanxgiving over @ Michael Irvin's house????"-Jabair
"What is wrong with you? I've got to put you out of your misery..."-Darth Marc
"For a good time, call Mr. Met. 718-577-TIXX"-Mr. Met
"Go to hell."-Erica
"You Bastard!"-Erik Love
"I want this guy dead."-frozeropes, a quote taken shamelessly out of context
"I threw up just a little bit in my mouth."-my brother
"As someone who loves holiday song parodies, this gets a big-time thumbs up."-Mark Simon
"Bite me."-Mario
"Photoballs? Bleeping photoballs?"-Greg Prince
"Sometimes a franchise just has a big, black mark over it and no amount of wishful thinking can turn the tide..."-Jaap Still
"Brilliant use of an instructional picture book."-Kyle in Newport News
"Does Met$tra have a gambling problem?"-Erik Love
"Hasta la vista baby. I throw up the white flag."-Joe
"I'm still a fan, but enough is enough."-Meet the Mets
"I watch the grass grow - it's more exciting."-David
"Freaking Chipper Jones. I HATE Freaking Chipper Jones."-Dave Murray
"Good God man, what have you done??!! You've released the genie from the bottle. I see the showers and toilets backing up at Shea, emergency landings at LGA, unusual tides in Flushing Bay, and when they break ground for the new stadium the construction gang will unearth and disturb some ancient Indian burial ground for unlucky and cursed members of the Iroquois nation...Blaspheme no more Metstradamus! You are tempting the fates!"-The Metmaster
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I'd wonder if we could think of a way to keep Augie Ojeda out of the ballpark today on after his six RBI's crushed the Mets on Saturday. But the guys I'm thinking of probably have more important people in mind that they have to kidnap before all hell breaks loose. 
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I request that all the (non-existent) human beings who actually believe (i) Mike Pelfrey is a good pitcher or (ii) has any indication that he'll ever be a good pitcher please step forward and explain to me the support for that opinion.
Mike may well be a great guy, and I'm not sure anyone in MLB hostory has done more to make mouthpieces cool, but the fact is: He Sucks.
For parts of three seasons he strikes no one out, walks too many guys, and has never shown that he'll improve in these areas.
If and when Pedro returns, I hope they keep Figueroa in the rotation. He's not good either, but he's better than Pelfrey.
Julio is waiting for Omar to call. If he justified a two year contract for a 47 year old, well I'm sure he could be a valued bench player.
I wouldn't hold my breath on Pedro. He'll probably have an amazing 4 innings before going back to being a soft-throwing .500 pitcher.
Santana & Maine, prey for rain.
Pelfrey will be fine, he just needs to develop a second pitch.With the movement on his fastball, an effective off speed pitch would make him a passable 3rd starter in the ML.
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