The after dinner mint to your Mets experience.
"Well, there's 5 mins I won't ever get back in my life. Was it supposed to be funny?" -Matty
"Drop your skirt and climb down off the table already."-Dave Crockett
"Could we be anymore dramatic? Relax,the sky is not falling..."-Steve
"Some times you have to let it go Mr. Testosterone."-Anonymous
"With all due respect, shut up."-anonymous
"Metstra, hardly a collapse you dumbass"-Mark
"You're an idiot...How about being partial in your reproting. Who are you John Sterling"-anonymous
"This post was stupid and pointless...What on earth did this display except that you're cranky?"-anonymous
"You write a lot. What's with that?"-Jen Gyllenhaal (No relation, I think)
"Did you spend thanxgiving over @ Michael Irvin's house????"-Jabair
"What is wrong with you? I've got to put you out of your misery..."-Darth Marc
"For a good time, call Mr. Met. 718-577-TIXX"-Mr. Met
"Go to hell."-Erica
"You Bastard!"-Erik Love
"I want this guy dead."-frozeropes, a quote taken shamelessly out of context
"I threw up just a little bit in my mouth."-my brother
"As someone who loves holiday song parodies, this gets a big-time thumbs up."-Mark Simon
"Bite me."-Mario
"Photoballs? Bleeping photoballs?"-Greg Prince
"Sometimes a franchise just has a big, black mark over it and no amount of wishful thinking can turn the tide..."-Jaap Still
"Brilliant use of an instructional picture book."-Kyle in Newport News
"Does Met$tra have a gambling problem?"-Erik Love
"Hasta la vista baby. I throw up the white flag."-Joe
"I'm still a fan, but enough is enough."-Meet the Mets
"I watch the grass grow - it's more exciting."-David
"Freaking Chipper Jones. I HATE Freaking Chipper Jones."-Dave Murray
"Good God man, what have you done??!! You've released the genie from the bottle. I see the showers and toilets backing up at Shea, emergency landings at LGA, unusual tides in Flushing Bay, and when they break ground for the new stadium the construction gang will unearth and disturb some ancient Indian burial ground for unlucky and cursed members of the Iroquois nation...Blaspheme no more Metstradamus! You are tempting the fates!"-The Metmaster
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How many more games is Omar willing to let go before he realizes that Delgado.Heilman.Willie, the three headed stooges, will kill this Met season? I almost got into an car accident while listening to the game.. Delgado blows!
The interesting dynamic here is that it was Omar who signed Delgado, but it is Willie's job that he's putting at risk. The question is how long Willie stays with him... long enough to destroy his own job security? He doesn't have an obvious option on the roster. And it's unlikely that Omar will come to Willie's rescue by replacing a guy who he himself signed for huge money.
The plot thickens.
can't wait til alou and schnieder come back
reyes
church
wright
beltran
alou
delgado
castillo
schnieder
Hey, anonymous - replace Delgado in your lineup with Mike Jacobs, and see how it looks then.
If only...
It'a always admirable when someone can be as useful with the glove as he is with the bat.
So now that Julie Andrews can't sing like she used to, at the ripe age of 73 I am thinking she should pick up a first-baseman's glove and give it a shot.
Apparently she can hit for average, and still has some pop in her bat, too.
It's only fair to give Carlos some credit. He is not the only one to make an error in the last three games!
And Carlos, for a guy who is not a defense specialist spends every game scooping David's bad throws out of the dirt, or catching them high and wide and tagging the runner in the basepath. When David won his Gold Glove, I thought he ought to give 25% of it to Carlos.
But I admit, and this is the second year now, my heart just sinks when he comes up to bat in a big situation. I agree with dropping him down to sixth or seventh.
Funny.
Is it time to put Sosa in the Mota category yet? How many big home runs will he give up in late innings? Never liked this guy. Sosa is a bigger problem than Heilman.
Sosa for Mota! Sosa for Mota! Hee hee hee....
John, your wit and humor never cease to amaze me, and today's post is no exception.
Sosa had actually pitched pretty decently up until that two-out shot. In fact, the whole bullpen pitched (on the whole) admirably, with NO inherited runners scoring.
It's bittersweet to be proven right about my pre-2006 statement: Jacobs for Delgado is dumb, dumb, dumb.
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