Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Bad News Bees

Here's the disadvantage of working a 14 hour day: The Mets beat the Pirates in eleven innings and the only coherent thought in my head right now is that Ronny Paulino's bright yellow catcher's pads make him look like a killer bee:

Really? Is that what it's come down to for me? Am I that sleep deprived that it's come down to playing "Project Runway" with Ronny Paulino's pads?

(Hey, weren't the Mets supposed to trade for this guy?)

Well at least I'm not so tired that I would resort to defending Roger Clemens and his pride in himself as an "example for kids". (Especially the 15-year-old blondes, apparently.)


Charity said...

I thought I was the only one distracted by those god awful things!

BlueDog said...

Roger Clemens will end up in prison where he belongs!

Anonymous said...

Nice try, mets liberals.

Your smear tactics can't hurt a patriotic american like clemens. he supports freedom and the gop. he is strong and will not back down from a fight. your liberal media lies cannot stop a true patriot from emerging victorious!

I love it!

Demitri said...

Did Mcready make the hate list for her music, or for bonking Roger Clemens?

Anonymous said...

Re: Paulino pads: Ron Darling called it a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle outfit.

Unser said...

That Wallace Matthews article is UNREAL!!!! I had to read it three times to make sure I didn't miss something. Did he say 15 is the new 30? And that RC may have had an innocent "mentoring" relationship with this girl?!?

Matthews should be fired for ridiculousness.