What Would Julio Franco Do?

I wasn't going to post on Saturday, due to the rainout. Sure, I was upset that it rained and that yesterday's matchup...Dontrelle vs. Tommy Two Teeth...was going to be pushed back until tomorrow. So I thought, what could I possibly have witty to say about rain?

But then Julio Franco called me. He reminded me that I shouldn't let rain get to me. Then he asked me a question:

"What would God do?"

And I thought about it. You know, it made perfect sense. If God were a blogger, He would post on a rainy day. And if He could post, then darn it so could I.

I haven't been the only one to wonder what God would do. And maybe Carlos is correct...God probably would have taken a curtain call. But if God batted third for the Mets, do you really think He would have been booed in the first place? Think about it...with all of the unholy things that have happened to the Mets in their history, you don't think God would have something really twisted up his sleeve if Met fans were stupid enough to boo Him?

Phillies fans? Yes.

But God would never play for the Phillies...not after they booed Mike Schmidt. God ain't stupid.