The after dinner mint to your Mets experience.
"Well, there's 5 mins I won't ever get back in my life. Was it supposed to be funny?" -Matty
"Drop your skirt and climb down off the table already."-Dave Crockett
"Could we be anymore dramatic? Relax,the sky is not falling..."-Steve
"Some times you have to let it go Mr. Testosterone."-Anonymous
"With all due respect, shut up."-anonymous
"Metstra, hardly a collapse you dumbass"-Mark
"You're an idiot...How about being partial in your reproting. Who are you John Sterling"-anonymous
"This post was stupid and pointless...What on earth did this display except that you're cranky?"-anonymous
"You write a lot. What's with that?"-Jen Gyllenhaal (No relation, I think)
"Did you spend thanxgiving over @ Michael Irvin's house????"-Jabair
"What is wrong with you? I've got to put you out of your misery..."-Darth Marc
"For a good time, call Mr. Met. 718-577-TIXX"-Mr. Met
"Go to hell."-Erica
"You Bastard!"-Erik Love
"I want this guy dead."-frozeropes, a quote taken shamelessly out of context
"I threw up just a little bit in my mouth."-my brother
"As someone who loves holiday song parodies, this gets a big-time thumbs up."-Mark Simon
"Bite me."-Mario
"Photoballs? Bleeping photoballs?"-Greg Prince
"Sometimes a franchise just has a big, black mark over it and no amount of wishful thinking can turn the tide..."-Jaap Still
"Brilliant use of an instructional picture book."-Kyle in Newport News
"Does Met$tra have a gambling problem?"-Erik Love
"Hasta la vista baby. I throw up the white flag."-Joe
"I'm still a fan, but enough is enough."-Meet the Mets
"I watch the grass grow - it's more exciting."-David
"Freaking Chipper Jones. I HATE Freaking Chipper Jones."-Dave Murray
"Good God man, what have you done??!! You've released the genie from the bottle. I see the showers and toilets backing up at Shea, emergency landings at LGA, unusual tides in Flushing Bay, and when they break ground for the new stadium the construction gang will unearth and disturb some ancient Indian burial ground for unlucky and cursed members of the Iroquois nation...Blaspheme no more Metstradamus! You are tempting the fates!"-The Metmaster
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(Editor's note: A Jose Canseco arm bash goes to one of the regulars, James Allen, for providing the spark for this. Note to all commenters: I'm not above stealing your ideas. That "creative commons license" you see at the bottom of the page? That only applies to me. So there.)
3 comments:
This is hilarious.
I think it would sell.
Met fans, this season, have pretty much had a semester of medical school. A game where we could rehab our players ourselves would be great fun.
If Wii could put it out we could do actual surgery onscreen our own selves with our handy dandy remote controls scapels and flanges.
You may be on to something, Metstradamus. And in life, the first one to the patents and copyright office wins.
HA! Even funnier than I could've imagined. I feel (sniff) touched actually. Glad I could give you something to run with (lord knows if I asked Angel Pagan to run with something he'd wind up somehwere in the middle of a runway at LaGuardia looking really really confused.)
You forgot one key component, though, the special controller with the big red CORTISONE SHOT button. Use pretty much anytime you have absolutely no idea what's going on.
That's awesome. You forgot to mention the 'Injury Denial' button. Player has a concussion? No problem, just deny it. Of course the probability of your player running to 3rd instead of 1st increases each time you use the button.
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