The Mets take their germs to Pittsburgh for a four game set starting Monday. Just what the Pirates need ... a virus ridden team in their ballpark. I pity the Pirates ... Aaarrrrgggghhhhh!
Monday, June 01, 2009
Uniform Change
The New York Mets have announced that they have added some elements to their 2009 uniform to help combat the spread of the stomach virus that has spread from Carlos Beltran to John Maine, causing Beltran to miss much of the weekend series and Maine to leave Sunday's victory after the sixth inning. Certain members of the club helped model the changes during the latter stages of the game.
The Mets take their germs to Pittsburgh for a four game set starting Monday. Just what the Pirates need ... a virus ridden team in their ballpark. I pity the Pirates ... Aaarrrrgggghhhhh!
The Mets take their germs to Pittsburgh for a four game set starting Monday. Just what the Pirates need ... a virus ridden team in their ballpark. I pity the Pirates ... Aaarrrrgggghhhhh!
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this is like the Onion of Mets blogs.
Love the Ollie countdown... Thanx for helping keep track of the seconds i count...
brian schneider is back from the disabled list. hooray. (said in a robotic monotone a la ben stein)
The Mets put the WIN in sWINe Flu!
Well, now the Mets put the IRATE in pIRATE. I'm pissed off. Seriously, 5-0 and we lose 8-5? I thought I saw a goddamn typo.
Can we package Church and Putz (read 'puttz' - I'm tired of trying to pronounce it 'putz') and send them to Boston?
They fit the Red Sox demographic perfectly. (They're white.) And the Sox have a talent for bringng out a player's best. Hell, we sure as shit don't do it.
I'd sell them for a Penny.
dude.. WTF does being white or anything else have to do with it??
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