The after dinner mint to your Mets experience.
"Well, there's 5 mins I won't ever get back in my life. Was it supposed to be funny?" -Matty
"Drop your skirt and climb down off the table already."-Dave Crockett
"Could we be anymore dramatic? Relax,the sky is not falling..."-Steve
"Some times you have to let it go Mr. Testosterone."-Anonymous
"With all due respect, shut up."-anonymous
"Metstra, hardly a collapse you dumbass"-Mark
"You're an idiot...How about being partial in your reproting. Who are you John Sterling"-anonymous
"This post was stupid and pointless...What on earth did this display except that you're cranky?"-anonymous
"You write a lot. What's with that?"-Jen Gyllenhaal (No relation, I think)
"Did you spend thanxgiving over @ Michael Irvin's house????"-Jabair
"What is wrong with you? I've got to put you out of your misery..."-Darth Marc
"For a good time, call Mr. Met. 718-577-TIXX"-Mr. Met
"Go to hell."-Erica
"You Bastard!"-Erik Love
"I want this guy dead."-frozeropes, a quote taken shamelessly out of context
"I threw up just a little bit in my mouth."-my brother
"As someone who loves holiday song parodies, this gets a big-time thumbs up."-Mark Simon
"Bite me."-Mario
"Photoballs? Bleeping photoballs?"-Greg Prince
"Sometimes a franchise just has a big, black mark over it and no amount of wishful thinking can turn the tide..."-Jaap Still
"Brilliant use of an instructional picture book."-Kyle in Newport News
"Does Met$tra have a gambling problem?"-Erik Love
"Hasta la vista baby. I throw up the white flag."-Joe
"I'm still a fan, but enough is enough."-Meet the Mets
"I watch the grass grow - it's more exciting."-David
"Freaking Chipper Jones. I HATE Freaking Chipper Jones."-Dave Murray
"Good God man, what have you done??!! You've released the genie from the bottle. I see the showers and toilets backing up at Shea, emergency landings at LGA, unusual tides in Flushing Bay, and when they break ground for the new stadium the construction gang will unearth and disturb some ancient Indian burial ground for unlucky and cursed members of the Iroquois nation...Blaspheme no more Metstradamus! You are tempting the fates!"-The Metmaster
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At least they'll all be together now in Port St. Lucie as they find themselves, go down the train tracks to look at Victor Zambrano's dead career, and share recipes that involve Baconnaise. Oh to be young and injured.
4 comments:
This is just a putrid day, on every level. What's the over/under on when Omar makes a trade? I say by the end of the weekend. My prediction - he'll get a corner outfielder or a first baseman (or one who does both) - maybe Lee, Holliday, Dunn or possibly Gonzalez. Murphy, Church, Flores, Niese, Gee, Holt, Davis and Havens are all on the chopping block.
Or they'll just go gently into that goodnight.
I know I'm a pessimist by nature with this team, but does anybody have any faith that Omar Minaya is going to make a move and fix this team? And if by chance he does, does anyone think he'll wind up overpaying?
Remember "In Omar We Trust"? Let's just say those days feel like a long, long time ago.
I keep hammering home the point that he's going to wind up overpaying for someone, regardless of who it is.
As nonsensical as it might be, the Nate McLouth trade really bothered me -- because it showed something that the Mets never do until it's too late.
And by that point, all the Nate McLouth's and Matt Holliday's are gone, and we're left with the Jermaine Dye's.
I'm convinced that if this team starts really going down the tubes, we're going to see something happen -- and I think we're going to see it happen because Omar's concerned about his own job.
There are days when, as your brother, I think I couldn't possibly love you any more. Then I read blogs like that! Awesomeness.
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