Monday, June 01, 2009

Uniform Change

The New York Mets have announced that they have added some elements to their 2009 uniform to help combat the spread of the stomach virus that has spread from Carlos Beltran to John Maine, causing Beltran to miss much of the weekend series and Maine to leave Sunday's victory after the sixth inning. Certain members of the club helped model the changes during the latter stages of the game.





The Mets take their germs to Pittsburgh for a four game set starting Monday. Just what the Pirates need ... a virus ridden team in their ballpark. I pity the Pirates ... Aaarrrrgggghhhhh!

6 comments:

DyHrdMET said...

this is like the Onion of Mets blogs.

Anonymous said...

Love the Ollie countdown... Thanx for helping keep track of the seconds i count...

number15 said...

brian schneider is back from the disabled list. hooray. (said in a robotic monotone a la ben stein)

Eli From Brooklyn said...

The Mets put the WIN in sWINe Flu!

weesle909 said...

Well, now the Mets put the IRATE in pIRATE. I'm pissed off. Seriously, 5-0 and we lose 8-5? I thought I saw a goddamn typo.

Can we package Church and Putz (read 'puttz' - I'm tired of trying to pronounce it 'putz') and send them to Boston?

They fit the Red Sox demographic perfectly. (They're white.) And the Sox have a talent for bringng out a player's best. Hell, we sure as shit don't do it.

I'd sell them for a Penny.

Anonymous said...

dude.. WTF does being white or anything else have to do with it??