Sunday, May 31, 2009

Gangsta Roulette

Did you have the same feeling I did when you saw the starting lineup today? Did you have the feeling that a lineup with Wilson Valdez, Angel Pagan, and Ramon Martinez vs. Josh Johnson combined with Tim Redding on the hill basically meant that your Saturday of baseball was going to be a complete waste of time? Well guess what? It was.

It's not like the regular lineup ever does anything against Johnson anyway, and players need their rest, so why the heck not? I was more disturbed at the revelation that Snoop Manuel is going to rest Gary Sheffield twice a week to keep him fresh. This means that if you Mapquest the route to the end of the 2009 season, it will inevitably take a left on Moises Alou Ave.

I was also disturbed by the image of David Wright getting ready to pinch hit in the ninth by licking his bat. Besides the fact that it's a disgusting image, I don't want to root for the first franchise in baseball history to put a player on the disabled list with tongue splinters (it will probably be listed as "fragments in the mouth muscle".)

But what I'll take away from this game was Ron Darling glowing about how special this Omir Santos run has been by saying that in five years, you're going to be wondering what the name of that guy was that had the quick start and hit the home run off Papelbon and was on fire for two months. What Darling is saying is that this run which sent Fluff Castro out of town is magical ... and that Santos will be managing a KFC franchise in five years.

4 comments:

weesle909 said...

I don't understand why people are complaining about resting players yesterday. Who really thinks we were gonna win that game anyway? Seriously, what better time than in a game with that matchup? (Or mismatchup.)

Incidentally, can we agree that Tim Redding is not the answer?

weesle909 said...

By the way, the Ollie countdown is brilliant...

number15 said...

i told my brother before the game that sny would better serve mets fans by playing highlights of the '86 world series than by airing this game live. oh well. at least we're about to win today.

Anonymous said...

Left on Moises Alou Ave.... priceless.....