The after dinner mint to your Mets experience.
"Well, there's 5 mins I won't ever get back in my life. Was it supposed to be funny?" -Matty
"Drop your skirt and climb down off the table already."-Dave Crockett
"Could we be anymore dramatic? Relax,the sky is not falling..."-Steve
"Some times you have to let it go Mr. Testosterone."-Anonymous
"With all due respect, shut up."-anonymous
"Metstra, hardly a collapse you dumbass"-Mark
"You're an idiot...How about being partial in your reproting. Who are you John Sterling"-anonymous
"This post was stupid and pointless...What on earth did this display except that you're cranky?"-anonymous
"You write a lot. What's with that?"-Jen Gyllenhaal (No relation, I think)
"Did you spend thanxgiving over @ Michael Irvin's house????"-Jabair
"What is wrong with you? I've got to put you out of your misery..."-Darth Marc
"For a good time, call Mr. Met. 718-577-TIXX"-Mr. Met
"Go to hell."-Erica
"You Bastard!"-Erik Love
"I want this guy dead."-frozeropes, a quote taken shamelessly out of context
"I threw up just a little bit in my mouth."-my brother
"As someone who loves holiday song parodies, this gets a big-time thumbs up."-Mark Simon
"Bite me."-Mario
"Photoballs? Bleeping photoballs?"-Greg Prince
"Sometimes a franchise just has a big, black mark over it and no amount of wishful thinking can turn the tide..."-Jaap Still
"Brilliant use of an instructional picture book."-Kyle in Newport News
"Does Met$tra have a gambling problem?"-Erik Love
"Hasta la vista baby. I throw up the white flag."-Joe
"I'm still a fan, but enough is enough."-Meet the Mets
"I watch the grass grow - it's more exciting."-David
"Freaking Chipper Jones. I HATE Freaking Chipper Jones."-Dave Murray
"Good God man, what have you done??!! You've released the genie from the bottle. I see the showers and toilets backing up at Shea, emergency landings at LGA, unusual tides in Flushing Bay, and when they break ground for the new stadium the construction gang will unearth and disturb some ancient Indian burial ground for unlucky and cursed members of the Iroquois nation...Blaspheme no more Metstradamus! You are tempting the fates!"-The Metmaster
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11 comments:
Where's a squeegee when you need one ... I have all this sarcasm on my monitor!
Did anyone think last fall that the NY Football Giants had enough to win the Super Bowl?
Well, as we know now - they did.
The Mets have enough as well.
It's more about putting it together at the right time than just throwing parts together.
And who exactly should we have traded, and for whom?
Sit back and enjoy the ride! This is going to be a three team battle to the end. The pennant race is the best part of baseball anyway. Plus which, you get to enjoy GaryKeithAndRon the rest of the way. If we're lucky enough to make the post season, we lose the best broadcast team I for one have ever seen.
Steve Phillips has taken over as the biggest prick on television, at least how I see it. Former winners include Paul MacGuire, Tim McCarver, and Billy Packer.
(I still have my eye on you McCarver)
Somebody help me. I seem to have forgotten that powerhouse World Champion Mets team that Steve Phillips was intrumental in assembling.
He is the perfect example of "if you can't do it yourself, put the blame on others so you look better." What a turd.
Bwaha! your pathetic team actually thinks its good enough to compete. Our brilliant, 26 time world series winning management knew there were flaws and addressed them. With Manny gone, it is an easy road to the AL east crown. enjoy third place losers. And yes, you will be allowed on the yankee bandwagon in October, again
Steve Phillips doesnt know crap. Mo Vaughn, Robbie Alomar, fire Bobby V??
I am still not sure this is any better than an 85 win team, but they are certainly playing much better since Manuel has taken over.
Hope springs eternal
Luis
Adenzeno@yahoo.com
Maybe Steve feels they should have acquired Steve Reed for Jason Bay or perhaps Billy Taylor for Jason Isringhausen. Oh I forgot, those were his deadline deals.
But Metstra, the Mets lost the most important battle when they did not make more trades than the Yankees did. You know, getting a clutch hitter like Nady, a shutdown reliever like Marte and a top tier catcher like Pudge.
The headline battle is much more important than the NL East battle. He should have traded whatever it took for Ibanez.
/sarcasm
Yankees 4 life,
You are right. I have been trying to explain to these deluded Mutt$ fans that they will always be the junior varsity in this city.
The Yankees are truly what a baseball organization should be. The mets keep trying like a little kid brother who will never measure up to his older bro.
They tried to bring in some yankee discipline and class by hiring wilie but of course it failed since the mutts players are undisciplined and unprofessional.
Then the fans and management acts racist to a great class man like willie who had done a great job managing.
A disgusting act by a disgusting organization.
We will always love you in the bronx willie!
But for Steve Phillips, the Mets would not have had to attempt a trade for Jason Bay yesterday.
My concern is the pen. They've lost far too many games this year in the late innings because the pen either blew leads or allowed tack-on runs in close games. Maybe they'll pick up someone on waivers, or call up a guy like Kunz.
Hey, Paul LoDuca is now available. And he can play some left field. Anyone?
Unser, I really miss Paul. Sometimes I watched the Nationals' games just to see him. I didn't know he was released til I read your comment.
He wasn't having a very good season, though. Batting in the low 200's. And it was weird seeing him play first base.
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