Invite the slugging outfielders who are rumored to be going to the Mets in a trade. You can still do four from each league:
National League:
- Adam Dunn
- Matt Holliday
- Jason Bay
- Xavier Nady
- Raul Ibanez
- Casey Blake
- Juan Rivera
- Jose Guillen
The after dinner mint to your Mets experience.
"Well, there's 5 mins I won't ever get back in my life. Was it supposed to be funny?" -Matty
"Drop your skirt and climb down off the table already."-Dave Crockett
"Could we be anymore dramatic? Relax,the sky is not falling..."-Steve
"Some times you have to let it go Mr. Testosterone."-Anonymous
"With all due respect, shut up."-anonymous
"Metstra, hardly a collapse you dumbass"-Mark
"You're an idiot...How about being partial in your reproting. Who are you John Sterling"-anonymous
"This post was stupid and pointless...What on earth did this display except that you're cranky?"-anonymous
"You write a lot. What's with that?"-Jen Gyllenhaal (No relation, I think)
"Did you spend thanxgiving over @ Michael Irvin's house????"-Jabair
"What is wrong with you? I've got to put you out of your misery..."-Darth Marc
"For a good time, call Mr. Met. 718-577-TIXX"-Mr. Met
"Go to hell."-Erica
"You Bastard!"-Erik Love
"I want this guy dead."-frozeropes, a quote taken shamelessly out of context
"I threw up just a little bit in my mouth."-my brother
"As someone who loves holiday song parodies, this gets a big-time thumbs up."-Mark Simon
"Bite me."-Mario
"Photoballs? Bleeping photoballs?"-Greg Prince
"Sometimes a franchise just has a big, black mark over it and no amount of wishful thinking can turn the tide..."-Jaap Still
"Brilliant use of an instructional picture book."-Kyle in Newport News
"Does Met$tra have a gambling problem?"-Erik Love
"Hasta la vista baby. I throw up the white flag."-Joe
"I'm still a fan, but enough is enough."-Meet the Mets
"I watch the grass grow - it's more exciting."-David
"Freaking Chipper Jones. I HATE Freaking Chipper Jones."-Dave Murray
"Good God man, what have you done??!! You've released the genie from the bottle. I see the showers and toilets backing up at Shea, emergency landings at LGA, unusual tides in Flushing Bay, and when they break ground for the new stadium the construction gang will unearth and disturb some ancient Indian burial ground for unlucky and cursed members of the Iroquois nation...Blaspheme no more Metstradamus! You are tempting the fates!"-The Metmaster
Walk-O-Meter: 17 |
12 comments:
If you want a circus, you could even invite Bonds!
On a side note: there will be one person missing from tonight's game that should be recognized.
PA Announcer Bob Sheppard
Sheppard has been the stadium's PA announcer for 57 years. His health has made him miss the season and at age 97 that is to be expected. Reggie Jackson once referred to Sheppard and "The Voice of God". I hope FOX sends well wishes on the broadcast.
Metstra,
how worthless was the National League East in tonight's All-Star game. It wasn't even just Uggla. Utley? No better than okay. Chipper? Horrible. Sugar Pants? Pathetic. Guzman? We know he's a scrub. Country Time? Try blaming that performance on Oliver Perez. Other than Bam Bam did anyone from the NL East deserve to even be on the team.
And Jose Reyes couldn't get on this team?
Really?
Really?
Great performance by the Mutt$
1-3 with a lousy single
1 devastating blown save by Armando Wagner
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The world now knows the Mutt$ are losers.
Where was Seaver last night? Watching that intro, you'd think that the Mets came into the league three years ago.
Unser,
Seaver was probably where he usually is. Getting drunk, hitting on younger women and disgracing himself like the lowlife he is.
Wagner should be on your hate list too. Choke artist. We better go after krod
I can't believe loser Phillies trolls are here cause they know we're gonna overtake them in a big way second half. Either that or a disgruntled Yankee fan that doesn't like being in 3rd place 5 1/2 behind TAMPA BAY and 6 behind the hated SOX. BWAHAHAHAHAHA indeed!
A-rod=Dud
I live in a different time zone, and when I woke up the first words out my mouth were "Wright struck out and Wagner blew the save, right?"
The Mets have won 9 in a row and Wagner pitched poorly in the All Star game. For all of the commenters that are focusing only on the latter, keep on laughing. Maybe after another 5 or 6 wins Billy Wagner will trip over his shoelace and you'll have something else to post about. After we go farther into the post season than whatever teams you anonymously root for, maybe David Wright will get caught on camera getting out of a car with no underwear and you'll have something else to fulfill your lives. Keep up the good work.
Post a Comment