The Musings and Prophecies of Metstradamus: All Good Things ...

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"Good God man, what have you done??!! You've released the genie from the bottle. I see the showers and toilets backing up at Shea, emergency landings at LGA, unusual tides in Flushing Bay, and when they break ground for the new stadium the construction gang will unearth and disturb some ancient Indian burial ground for unlucky and cursed members of the Iroquois nation...Blaspheme no more Metstradamus! You are tempting the fates!"-The Metmaster

Friday, July 18, 2008

All Good Things ...

Ten was beautiful.

Eleven? Not so much.

Stupid Bronson Arroyo ruining a beautiful thing like he always does.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...: I don't know...Bronson Arroyo looks pretty slamming to me.; 2:51 AM
Anonymous said...: they did not make him throw pitches. when they start hacking they do not produce.; 5:02 AM
Anonymous said...: Could somebody please inform John Maine that you are not required to start Every batter of with a 2-0 count. Maybe then he can throw less than 186 pitches by the third inning.; 5:57 AM
Anonymous said...: Maybe Pelfrey can teach Maine how to challenge hitters with "stuff", rather than being afraid to throw strikes.; 6:02 AM
Anonymous said...: If Ollie is on his game, we can take 2-3. We start winning series', and we're in good shape. Or do they just start to slide from here having been content to share first place for a day?; 9:20 AM
katherine said...: I am going to have a nightmare about that photo of Arroyo/Bo. Thanks a lot, Metstradamus.

What is wrong with Jose? Not only has he been TERRIBLE at the plate since the all star break, he looks depressed everytime I see him in the dugout.

He looks like he needs rest, but that can't be it. Is he upset he wasn't chosen for the All Star Team?; 11:50 AM
Anonymous said...: Maine is still in "Peterson Nibble Mode."; 3:38 PM
Anonymous said...: Here is Warthen's philosophy:

"Pitch like a man!"; 3:40 PM
Anonymous said...: So I'm driving last night after the game ended and I tune into 104.3 FM, since I wasn;t really interested in Mets extra, and who do I hear? Mike Piazza co-hosting a heavy metal radio show.

He was actually pretty entertaining, waxing poetic about Black Sabbeth, Ratt and Trickster.; 4:07 PM
MetFanMac said...: Thank you, Mestradamus, my retinas are now permanently scarred.; 4:45 PM
Anonymous said...: MY EYES! What's wrong with some nice LOL Cats or something? Huh? Maybe a little Peanut Butter Jelly Time? Why the assault on the senses, my brother?; 10:08 PM
Krumbled Kookie said...: If only you could use your powers for good rather than evil!; 12:30 AM

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All Good Things ...

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