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WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING ABOUT "THE MUSINGS AND PROPHECIES OF METSTRADAMUS
"Well, there's 5 mins I won't ever get back in my life. Was it supposed to be funny?" -Matty
"Drop your skirt and climb down off the table already."-Dave Crockett
"Could we be anymore dramatic? Relax,the sky is not falling..."-Steve
"Some times you have to let it go Mr. Testosterone."-Anonymous
"With all due respect, shut up."-anonymous
"Metstra, hardly a collapse you dumbass"-Mark
"You're an idiot...How about being partial in your reproting. Who are you John Sterling"-anonymous
"This post was stupid and pointless...What on earth did this display except that you're cranky?"-anonymous
"You write a lot. What's with that?"-Jen Gyllenhaal (No relation, I think)
"Did you spend thanxgiving over @ Michael Irvin's house????"-Jabair
"What is wrong with you? I've got to put you out of your misery..."-Darth Marc
"For a good time, call Mr. Met. 718-577-TIXX"-Mr. Met
"Go to hell."-Erica
"You Bastard!"-Erik Love
"I want this guy dead."-frozeropes, a quote taken shamelessly out of context
"I threw up just a little bit in my mouth."-my brother
"As someone who loves holiday song parodies, this gets a big-time thumbs up."-Mark Simon
"Bite me."-Mario
"Photoballs? Bleeping photoballs?"-Greg Prince
"Sometimes a franchise just has a big, black mark over it and no amount of wishful thinking can turn the tide..."-Jaap Still
"Brilliant use of an instructional picture book."-Kyle in Newport News
"Does Met$tra have a gambling problem?"-Erik Love
"Hasta la vista baby. I throw up the white flag."-Joe
"I'm still a fan, but enough is enough."-Meet the Mets
"I watch the grass grow - it's more exciting."-David
"Freaking Chipper Jones. I HATE Freaking Chipper Jones."-Dave Murray
"Good God man, what have you done??!! You've released the genie from the bottle. I see the showers and toilets backing up at Shea, emergency landings at LGA, unusual tides in Flushing Bay, and when they break ground for the new stadium the construction gang will unearth and disturb some ancient Indian burial ground for unlucky and cursed members of the Iroquois nation...Blaspheme no more Metstradamus! You are tempting the fates!"-The Metmaster
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14 comments:
Wagner is fine, don’t worry. I checked his trapezius through my TV.
No, really - my TV is a good diagnostic tool.
Good win today. Yeah, we left a hundred guys on base, but still good to win this one.
You know, I hadn't really noticed the Jeter thing, but now I have to ask: Did he buy the rights to Mets broadcasts or something?! I mean, Ho. Ly. Crap. If you’re a Jeter fan, watch the Mets rather than the Yankees. You’ll see way more of him.
Glad to see Reyes is apparently a Metstradamus reader, and listened to what I had to say yesterday. Single, single, triple, (a K and fly out we’ll overlook), and a bunt single. Way to go, Jose! Way to keep that ass in there and not flail!
Speaking of Reyes, when does Argenis earn an ‘A’ on his uniform and force Jose to get a ‘J’ so we can tell them apart from afar?
Don’t laugh. The day is coming.
Sincerely,
- Mrs. Argenis Reyes
Possibly the wives have banded together to leave comments on blogs, defending their hubbies. I strongly suspect the 6:04pm comment on yesterday's post was written by Mrs Hernandez.
Wags' tight trapezius worked pretty damn well yesterday.
Marlon Anderson should never play left-field again. He can't play out there. I assume Jerry can see this as well as I can. Not to mention he's hitting below .200. Barring a trade, Tatis, Chavez and Easley should be the only options in left.
Trapezius was the Roman guy that invented the trapeze. I wonder what he called it when he hurt his trapezius.
I am imagining healing white light all around Mr Wagner's Trapezious. But not around his mouth, which I wish he would keep closed more often.
There is no way that AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRgenis Reyes could be confused with Jose. Don't get me wrong but just no.
Anyyyyyyyway. Mestra you should've came this year, I could've gotten you a few balls from Jerry and some Johan autographs...honestly though we did miss you at the game. Next year you should come back.
Sincerely,
-Mrs. Joe Smith
This reminds me of the Steve Rogers shrine from "Welcome to the Dollhouse".
Steve Rogers.....you will fall in love with me...
Charity,
If it was later in the season, I would have done the Cincy trip again this season. The way I see it, GAB still owes me a deep fried twinkie.
Oh Billy, no mere injury could ever put an end to your catty irascibility.
I feel strongly that our new manager is doing such a good job, he's really proved himself, he deserves to have the "interim" removed from his title.
Mrs Jerry Manuel
for Country Time's Trapezius
Mestra,
They did start carrying deep fried pickles...which are amazingly fantastical. I wish the series here was later in the season too because well...no I just wish they had another series here again. Mets games are too much fun for just once year! Actually though we're still debating on coming up in September...whatta ya say? Is it worth it?
nice post.
Nice.....After Reading it.
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