The after dinner mint to your Mets experience.
"Well, there's 5 mins I won't ever get back in my life. Was it supposed to be funny?" -Matty
"Drop your skirt and climb down off the table already."-Dave Crockett
"Could we be anymore dramatic? Relax,the sky is not falling..."-Steve
"Some times you have to let it go Mr. Testosterone."-Anonymous
"With all due respect, shut up."-anonymous
"Metstra, hardly a collapse you dumbass"-Mark
"You're an idiot...How about being partial in your reproting. Who are you John Sterling"-anonymous
"This post was stupid and pointless...What on earth did this display except that you're cranky?"-anonymous
"You write a lot. What's with that?"-Jen Gyllenhaal (No relation, I think)
"Did you spend thanxgiving over @ Michael Irvin's house????"-Jabair
"What is wrong with you? I've got to put you out of your misery..."-Darth Marc
"For a good time, call Mr. Met. 718-577-TIXX"-Mr. Met
"Go to hell."-Erica
"You Bastard!"-Erik Love
"I want this guy dead."-frozeropes, a quote taken shamelessly out of context
"I threw up just a little bit in my mouth."-my brother
"As someone who loves holiday song parodies, this gets a big-time thumbs up."-Mark Simon
"Bite me."-Mario
"Photoballs? Bleeping photoballs?"-Greg Prince
"Sometimes a franchise just has a big, black mark over it and no amount of wishful thinking can turn the tide..."-Jaap Still
"Brilliant use of an instructional picture book."-Kyle in Newport News
"Does Met$tra have a gambling problem?"-Erik Love
"Hasta la vista baby. I throw up the white flag."-Joe
"I'm still a fan, but enough is enough."-Meet the Mets
"I watch the grass grow - it's more exciting."-David
"Freaking Chipper Jones. I HATE Freaking Chipper Jones."-Dave Murray
"Good God man, what have you done??!! You've released the genie from the bottle. I see the showers and toilets backing up at Shea, emergency landings at LGA, unusual tides in Flushing Bay, and when they break ground for the new stadium the construction gang will unearth and disturb some ancient Indian burial ground for unlucky and cursed members of the Iroquois nation...Blaspheme no more Metstradamus! You are tempting the fates!"-The Metmaster
| Walk-O-Meter: 17 |
That was the greatest pitched game by five pitchers in Mets history.
6 comments:
Welcome to Bizzaro Shea where Mets remember how to get clutch two-out hits and their pitchers forget how to give up ANY hits. Either that or we're in Oz or through the looking glass.
In the immortal words of Jerry Seinfeld (prominent Mets fan)..."not that there's anything wrong with that."
Sweet, isn't it?
If the Phillies lose today the Mets will go into tonight's last-game-before-the-break with 1st place on the line.
Who'd have thought?
I don't get people claiming that the Mets aren't beating anybody. I know the Giants have a power shortage but they were 22-22 on the road before they came to Shea. And the Rockies are a decent offensive team. And the Mets pitchers are BLOWING THEM AWAY. Give them the credit they deserve.
The Mets are also the first team in major league history to go five straight games in which they give up three hits or less. That's impressive no matter who you play.
I hope this is not all part of some cruel psychological experiment to see just how much pain and suffering we Mets fans can take.
Because I was resigned to a mediocre season, but if we go bad again now, it'll feel much worse.
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