Somewhere, in a Philadelphia suburb, a wife is being booed by her husband...and she can't figure out why.
Somewhere, in a notebook at his locker, Carlos Delgado is jotting "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
And somewhere, somewhere in the city of New York, a Met fan is relieved. Relieved that one heartbreaking loss hasn't turned into two losses in a row...then three...then four. Relieved that Tom Glavine hasn't turned back into the Tom Glavine of 2003, and is looking more and more like those days are history.
Relieved...also...that his days of missing Mets games completely due to other responsibilities are coming to an earlier than expected end.
But until that day comes, enjoy this exclusive (all right maybe not exclusive, but it sounds good) shot of Mike Pelfrey in his first start at Binghamton, provided by young Elliot, who has proven to be a gentleman and a scholar. There's something almost Jordan-esque at work here, can you spot it?
Mike "The Tongue" Pelfrey. Some nicknames just write themselves!
Oh wait, Elliot wrote that too.