It was a quiet hot stove until Messrs Bannister, Maine, and Zambrano went down. Now, noone can get enough of playing amateur GM to try and fix the starting rotation, and I'm no different. Now, everybody is concentrating on which starting pitcher will be the next to appear at Shea in his "welcome to the club" news conference. Let's look into the crystal ball then, shall we?

Barry Zito, Athletics: The problem with trading here is that there's perceived to be a wide gap between the top prospects in the Mets' minor league organization and the next level of prospects, making flexibility in terms of a trade next to nil. Sure, Lastings Milledge may be too much to give up for a Barry Zito, but are there other prospects the Mets have that are enough to get Zito (considering the A's dealt Tim Hudson for nothing, there's always a chance).
Zito, who's having yet another mediocre season, might not be the best fit right now if only because a lot will be expected of a Zito/Rick Peterson combination in the last two months of the season, especially if the price for him is high. This has severe booing situation written all over it.
Jason Schmidt, Giants: This is a guy who is going to eat innings...and that would be big in August and September if the Mets' bullpen is taxed down the stretch. Schmidt has gone six innings only once this season so far...in all of his other starts he has either gone 7 or 9. The key will be how the Giants are faring in the standings. I believe there is every chance that the bottom will fall out on San Francisco, and that they will look to deal the man with the highest trade value, and that's Schmidt. Will the Giants ask for too much?

Greg Maddux, Cubs: This one is interesting. What could be more evil than knocking the Braves off their perch with Tom Glavine on the Mets? Why knocking them off with Glavine and Greg Maddux wearing orange. Scrumptious. But would the price for Maddux be too high for yet another 40 year old pitcher who may not want to be a hired gun for somebody? Probably...and the Cubbies are actually still in the hunt, so this isn't going to happen either. But wouldn't it be worth it for the reprise of the "Chicks Dig the Long Ball" commercial?
Brad Radke, Twins: Speaking of commercials, one of the coolest I ever saw was for some video game (I think) where Brad Radke is looking all serious on the mound, and some chilling voice over is reciting all of his stats...then as he delivers a pitch, the voice-over notes how many home runs he gave up that particular season. Then as he watches his pitch sail over the wall, a conga line that included clowns, jugglers, and Royals, performs a conga line around the bases. Is this really a guy the Mets want to trade for (at an eleven million dollar salary no less)?
Jake Westbrook, Indians: I know, I don't see why the Indians would want to trade this guy either. The contending Indians should want to add pitching rather than subtract. But there have been whispers about a Westbrook for Austin Kearns deal in the past. This is where Victor Diaz may or may not become handy. After all, Diaz is a step down from Kearns...all right, maybe a whole flight of stairs...but he's in the same building, so Diaz and a minor leaguer?

Roger Clemens, Free Agent: That's funny Metstradamus, I get it.
Joel Pineiro, Mariners: Pineiro seems to have found his touch this season with the Mariners, but that's not keeping Seattle from slowly sinking to the bottom of the division. The Mariners offered him to the Phillies during the off season for Jason Michaels, so expect Pineiro to be shopped closer to the deadline. Salary wise, he's making slightly less than Kris Benson money, which would be a bargain compared to...
Odalis Perez, Dodgers: Odalis Perez's middle name is Amadol. If Perez comes to the Mets with his 6.90 ERA, his 1.70 WHIP, and his contract that has $19 million dollars remaining on it, Mets fans will be ordering truckloads of Amadol to cure tension headaches caused by watching Perez's meatballs fly out of the park. Besides, the name Odalis, when translated to Japanese, means Kazuhisa. I'd rather take the guy who's making Kris Benson money. Hey, how about...

Ah, the American Dream.
13 comments:
Metstra, how much weight do you think coming in from the AL carries? I mean, NL hitters will likely be unfamiliar with someone from another league -- in terms of first-hand experience -- and would likely perform better, no?
Just brain-pickin'.
What about giving 26 year old Alay Soler a shot? There are two things to consider. Will it hurt his development? Will he be effective?
As for hurting his development - Soler has his Cuban professional experience. I don't think that a trip to the bigs will hurt Soler - and it has the potential of being really helpful.
Will he be effective? Well, he only has to be better than Jose Lima for this to be a success. Case closed.
Throw the young guys out there. No trades please, that why we're in this mess.
how about scott kazmir for victor zambrano? oh wait, nobody would be THAT stupid...
Jabair - you're totally right. I've been sitting in my room for almost two weeks straight, trying to get term papers done, and I've had sports radio or Espn on constantly.
The Mets got some love for their 10-2 start, but then next to nothing on Espn, until Z went down, and since then they've been flogging the Zito for Milledge trade constantly.
Metstra - normally I don't kiss ass in blog comments, but your last few posts have been top notch. I guess the time off really worked wonders.
Maybe instead of "Amazin" the slogan should be: "Inexplicable."
Classic.
i'd like to see brad radke... just to have the chance to hear keith hernandez try to tell us that chad bradford is coming in for brad radke... i can dream, can't i?
oops-- don't click my name on the last post-- wrong url
THE THROWING ERROR GIVETH AND THE THROWING ERROR TAKETH AWAY.
wouldn't it have been something if willie had brought in wags with two outs and the bases jammed AND THEN let him bat for himself to start the top of the 10th? i would have liked to have heard that!
but no. there is no joy in metsville, aaron heilman has thrown the damn ball away. oh well, i still like em.
You think the Mets will consider Livan Hernandez?
Metstra - I have some pix that I took from tonight's Binghamton Mets game - Pelfrey's first start in Binghamton. Interested? If so, how can I get them to you?
Housecleaning:
Fred, Red Sox castoffs Bob Ojeda and John Tudor prove your theory correct (One a world series hero, the other a Cardinal curmudgeon).
Matt, compliments are always welcome and I will not hold it against you. I need compliments to feed my fragile ego.
Marr, Keith has enough problems with Lo Duca's name (De Luca)...do you want to put the man in a mental institution?
Livan Hernandez? Interesting. But I don't see the Nats trading in the division. The Marlins will trade in the division because when they move to Las Vegas or San Antonio they'll be in a different division anyway. Livan is a good idea though.
Elliott, that is mighty nice of you. Do you have a flickr account? If so you can put it there, it's probably the easiest way to go.
Hey there, Metstra. I uploaded a couple of pictures to my "ELLIOTNIMAN" flickr account. I will try and get more out there over the next couple of days. Sorry to clog up the comments.
I have one word to say: The Tongue.
Check the pictures - you'll know what I mean.
Elliott, I love it!!! You can bet I'll do something with that, with full props to you. Was that the work of great seats or a great camera?
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