The Musings and Prophecies of Metstradamus: Not Quite The "Apple" Of Our Eyes

WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING ABOUT "THE MUSINGS AND PROPHECIES OF METSTRADAMUS

"Well, there's 5 mins I won't ever get back in my life. Was it supposed to be funny?" -Matty

"Drop your skirt and climb down off the table already."-Dave Crockett

"Could we be anymore dramatic? Relax,the sky is not falling..."-Steve

"Some times you have to let it go Mr. Testosterone."-Anonymous

"With all due respect, shut up."-anonymous

"Metstra, hardly a collapse you dumbass"-Mark

"You're an idiot...How about being partial in your reproting. Who are you John Sterling"-anonymous

"This post was stupid and pointless...What on earth did this display except that you're cranky?"-anonymous

"You write a lot. What's with that?"-Jen Gyllenhaal (No relation, I think)

"Did you spend thanxgiving over @ Michael Irvin's house????"-Jabair

"What is wrong with you? I've got to put you out of your misery..."-Darth Marc

"For a good time, call Mr. Met. 718-577-TIXX"-Mr. Met

"Go to hell."-Erica

"You Bastard!"-Erik Love

"I want this guy dead."-frozeropes, a quote taken shamelessly out of context

"I threw up just a little bit in my mouth."-my brother

"As someone who loves holiday song parodies, this gets a big-time thumbs up."-Mark Simon

"Bite me."-Mario

"Photoballs? Bleeping photoballs?"-Greg Prince

"Sometimes a franchise just has a big, black mark over it and no amount of wishful thinking can turn the tide..."-Jaap Still

"Brilliant use of an instructional picture book."-Kyle in Newport News

"Does Met$tra have a gambling problem?"-Erik Love

"Hasta la vista baby. I throw up the white flag."-Joe

"I'm still a fan, but enough is enough."-Meet the Mets

"I watch the grass grow - it's more exciting."-David

"Freaking Chipper Jones. I HATE Freaking Chipper Jones."-Dave Murray

"Good God man, what have you done??!! You've released the genie from the bottle. I see the showers and toilets backing up at Shea, emergency landings at LGA, unusual tides in Flushing Bay, and when they break ground for the new stadium the construction gang will unearth and disturb some ancient Indian burial ground for unlucky and cursed members of the Iroquois nation...Blaspheme no more Metstradamus! You are tempting the fates!"-The Metmaster

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Not Quite The "Apple" Of Our Eyes

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8 comments:

Anonymous said...: can I use my Mets playoff tickets as a $100 credit at the Apple Store?; 7:21 AM
Mike said...: . . . and we can't even blame this one on Mota.

Or can we?; 7:26 AM
Anonymous said...: I was flipping between the Mets and The Bad News Bears on Showtime last night. Couldn't really tell the difference.

This is becoming a major choke job. No other way to explain 10 errors except that they're playing tight.

I'm afraid to tune in tonight.; 10:47 AM
The Metmaster said...: Hope Randolph has friends at YES because if the Mets choke this away and sit home in October, he deserves to be shit canned. They are a rudderless, unfocused collection of clowns right now.; 11:34 AM
Jaap said...: I say we should all just recall the horrific swoon the Cardinals experienced at the tail end of last season and pray history repeats itself...; 12:54 PM
Anonymous said...: Mestradamus:
I pulled my back the other day and the doctor gave me some FLEXERIL. This muscle relaxant might just keep our infielders loose. I wonder if it's a drug MLB tests for??? BTW, tatching them is real bad if you have heart or back issues!

Bulldog Dad.; 5:09 PM
Anonymous said...: Pretty rough stuff folks. You can add the Tigers experience to the Cards last year....teams that struggled down the stretch and made the World Series. I recall the Mets had a bit of a September swoon last year but were too far ahead for it to make any difference. Despite all your negativity, if the Mets take the division, its a clean slate come October and Phillies may not even be there.

On the other side of it, how exciting is MLB with these tight division and wild card races. There is no argument for those who opposed the wild card a decade ago...aside from the fact that they can't make the 1st series a best of seven to reward high seeds, its been a complete success. Lastly, history is on tap again as no team has led its division by September 12th and blown it (Mets) and the Sox may relive the 1978 disaster by blowing a 14 1/2 game lead to the Yankees. Who said history doesn't repeat itself?

Lets see how the Mets react if the Phillies tighten the noose to 1 1/2 games tonight.; 12:08 AM
Anonymous said...: You're a freakin' genius, damus.; 3:19 PM

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Not Quite The "Apple" Of Our Eyes

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