The Musings and Prophecies of Metstradamus: 1.5 Fast 1.5 Furious

WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING ABOUT "THE MUSINGS AND PROPHECIES OF METSTRADAMUS

"Well, there's 5 mins I won't ever get back in my life. Was it supposed to be funny?" -Matty

"Drop your skirt and climb down off the table already."-Dave Crockett

"Could we be anymore dramatic? Relax,the sky is not falling..."-Steve

"Some times you have to let it go Mr. Testosterone."-Anonymous

"With all due respect, shut up."-anonymous

"Metstra, hardly a collapse you dumbass"-Mark

"You're an idiot...How about being partial in your reproting. Who are you John Sterling"-anonymous

"This post was stupid and pointless...What on earth did this display except that you're cranky?"-anonymous

"You write a lot. What's with that?"-Jen Gyllenhaal (No relation, I think)

"Did you spend thanxgiving over @ Michael Irvin's house????"-Jabair

"What is wrong with you? I've got to put you out of your misery..."-Darth Marc

"For a good time, call Mr. Met. 718-577-TIXX"-Mr. Met

"Go to hell."-Erica

"You Bastard!"-Erik Love

"I want this guy dead."-frozeropes, a quote taken shamelessly out of context

"I threw up just a little bit in my mouth."-my brother

"As someone who loves holiday song parodies, this gets a big-time thumbs up."-Mark Simon

"Bite me."-Mario

"Photoballs? Bleeping photoballs?"-Greg Prince

"Sometimes a franchise just has a big, black mark over it and no amount of wishful thinking can turn the tide..."-Jaap Still

"Brilliant use of an instructional picture book."-Kyle in Newport News

"Does Met$tra have a gambling problem?"-Erik Love

"Hasta la vista baby. I throw up the white flag."-Joe

"I'm still a fan, but enough is enough."-Meet the Mets

"I watch the grass grow - it's more exciting."-David

"Freaking Chipper Jones. I HATE Freaking Chipper Jones."-Dave Murray

"Good God man, what have you done??!! You've released the genie from the bottle. I see the showers and toilets backing up at Shea, emergency landings at LGA, unusual tides in Flushing Bay, and when they break ground for the new stadium the construction gang will unearth and disturb some ancient Indian burial ground for unlucky and cursed members of the Iroquois nation...Blaspheme no more Metstradamus! You are tempting the fates!"-The Metmaster

Sunday, September 23, 2007

1.5 Fast 1.5 Furious

"Hey Willie...did I lose him yet?"

"No Ollie, he's still right behind us."

"That finish line can't get here fast enough, skip."

5 comments:

JAMMQ said...: Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.; 5:35 AM
Anonymous said...: Damn Nationals had the winning run on third and nobody out in the bottom of the 7th and couldn't score.

So we're rooting for the Braves in Philly this week . . . weird.; 6:36 AM
Demitri said...: "ahhhhhh nahhhhhhh ahhhhh nahhhhh ahhhhh ahhhhhhh!"

or something like that. And people make fun of "lets go mets".

Definitely have to break out the tomahawk chop this week.; 10:12 AM
upstate met fan said...: can we get together and lynch Heilmann?; 4:06 PM
Anonymous said...: I just wanted to let you know that I love your blog. This was too funny!; 6:21 AM

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