"Long Island Ducks shortstop Jose Offerman charged the mound wielding a bat Tuesday night after being hit by a pitch, according to the Connecticut Post. Bridgeport Bluefish starting pitcher Matt Beech hit Offerman in the second inning and a brawl ensued that resulted in Offerman's arrest. He was being held on $10,000 bond on a second-degree assault charge. Offerman hit a home run in the first inning and was hit by a 0-1 fastball in the calf. Offerman's attack left Beech with a broken middle finger on his non-throwing right hand. Also injured was catcher John Nathans, who suffered from symptoms related to a concussion."
Excellent. That's how to shake the image of a bitter old man. Way to go Jose.Wait...Long Island Ducks shortstop Jose Offerman?
Shortstop? He's like 100 years old!
I feel like Jose just gave me a concussion with a bat.
Oh, let me reiterate in this space that Jose Offerman is a douchebag.