Monday, September 04, 2006

Let's Play The Pyramid

Sixty seconds. GO!

Okay, Tom Seaver...uh, Dwight Gooden

Famous Mets pitchers!

David Cone...

Mets pitchers traded for nothing!

Ummm, Hideo Nomo...

Met pitchers who pitched a no-hitter after leaving the Mets!

YES, NEXT!

Okay, um...Warren Spahn, John Candelaria...

Famous lefties!

Al Leiter...

Famous lefties accused of clubhouse politics!

Dock Ellis...

Ummm, Famous LSD Droppers?

Hideo Nomo...

Met pitchers who pitched a no-hitter before becoming Mets!

YES! NEXT!

Okay! Hmmm. Uuuuuuuhhh, Roy Oswalt...

PITCHERS WHO TRIED TO PITCH NO HITTERS AGAINST THE METS AFTER ALMOST BECOMING A MET EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT THE TRADE WAS NEEDLESSLY TORPEDOED BY BUMBLING OWNER PETER ANGELOS!!!

YES! YOU'VE WON THE PYRAMID!!!!!

But you've lost the game.

We hope you enjoy some fabulous consolation prizes, which include your center fielder not being as injured as you thought, and having your magic number drop by one more digit...and having it depicted on the back of a truck.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

short but sweet

Jacky Boy said...

ryan howard is a beast... with him and the baby marlins, this division is going to get tight in the next few years. Yikes

jabair said...

f that!!!

what i hated about todays game was the fact that we made roy oswalt look good by not having 3 regular guys in the line up DW, Lo Duca, & Beltran being out..

how the hell do you lose by giving up only 1 hit???

phils & marlins are starting to make me nervous...

Ed in Westchester said...

i fear no marlin or philet.
Howard is one man.

Mike said...

how the hell do you lose by giving up only 1 hit???

While we're on this 70s Game Show meme . . . I can Name That Tune in two words:

Nine Walks.

Mike said...

Howard is one man.

But the size of two.