Saturday, September 30, 2006

Falling Apart

Well, we feared a lack of durability, and now our worst fears are confirmed.

Pedro Martinez will have rotator cuff surgery, and will be out of action until at least June of next season.

Maybe the doctors shouldn't be so thorough. Who knows what they'll find next. Maybe an impacted tooth that will keep him out until 2009?

Maybe they'll find that his knee is made out of silly putty.

Perhaps a brain scan will find bottle caps.

(I hope that plaque in the picture isn't a retirement gift!)

Make it stop? Please???


(Gee, ya think Lastings Jefferies isn't going to get dangled for a pitcher now? Especially considering the fact that his team hates him?)

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