Fine Tuning

Heath Bell used Monday's clinching to try to learn a new pitch:

Unfortunately, the can was hit into the bullpen for a three run dinger.

In actuality, Heath never really threw the can, just the beer in the can...probably causing someone who's been on the wagon for weeks or months to come home smelling of beer, then having to explain to his wife "honey, you're going to have a good laugh when you hear this one!"