Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Piggies

This little piggy went to market,

This little piggy went home.

This little piggy had meat loaf,

This little piggy had none.

And this little piggy cried wee wee wee wee wee wee all the way to the World Baseball Classic to become aggravated so it's owner can be forced to miss April and May for the New York Mets (you know, the club that signs his checks) so that the Dominican Republic can win an early round game in a baseball tournament that nobody is going to watch.

Lousy piggy.

12 comments:

Kyle in Newport News said...

Hey pig piggy pig pig pig
All of my fears came true.
Black and blue and broken bones?

Yankees Chick said...

poor pedro.

as a yankees fan...

I cant help but smile.

and the fact that its his cute little toe makes it even better...

mr. met said...

We have your town and your picture Yankee chick. Sleep with one eye open.

Vinny said...

I hate to disappoint yankees chick, but it's actually Pedro's right big toe that's causing him pain.

Also, I think yankee chick should be more concerned about her team's pitching staff than that of Pedro, what with spring chickens like Randy Johnson and Mike Mussina being counted upon to lead the staff, and sure things like Carl Pavano, Jaret Wright, Shawn Chacon, and Chien Ming Wang bringing up the rear.

Metstradamus said...

Yes, it is the big toe. You know how hard it is to find a picture of a hurting big toe?

Wild Duck of CT said...

You want an ugly right toe? Google.
http://www.furrs.org/lj/foot.jpg

Metstradamus said...

That is quite ugly.

jabair said...

thats freakin ugly!!!

Itsmetsforme said...

i was gonna say, wow, you got a picture of petey's toe, and it's so...white. Scoop of the year--pedro's white from the ankles down.
imfm

jdon said...

Nice toes. They do seem a little long. Anybody we know?

Metstradamus said...

jdon, noone I know.

Anonymous said...

My toe looks the EXACT same as that picture.