Thursday, December 22, 2005

Matt Lawton: Veterinary Idiot

Johnny Damon had better beware.

Because lately, donning the navy blue cap with the white interlocking NY drops your IQ by at least 50.

First, A-Rod with his slap.

Then, Randy Johnson with his slap.

But this one might take the cake. Former Met Matt Lawton, who was busted for taking a veterinary steroid, finally went public with his side of the story.

Lawton's excuse?

"Maybe it was the pressure of playing in New York, I don't know."
Where exactly do the Mets play Matt...Bangladesh? Do the Mets not rank high enough for you to risk your career?

But that's not even my favorite part of the story:
"I just wasn't physically able to do the job. I had never been in the playoff hunt before. So I did something that will always haunt me."
Now according to the article in Sports Weekly, Lawton said that he never taken amphetamines, but injected the steroid boldenone on Sept. 20. The next day, he started in center field and hit a home run in his first at-bat. He said he didn't feel any pain. So you would think the steroid helped take away the pain, and help him hit a home run, right?

Here's what this steroid related website says about boldenone:

"Boldenone gives you slower but much more high quality gains in muscle as opposed to the normal "quick" muscle gains that you would expect from a testosterone. This is not a steroid to take on its own and expect 20 lbs. in 6 weeks. It is just not going to happen. You can expect around 3 weeks before you start seeing results and they are not going to be staggering, but will be 'more permanent' than any gains you would get from any of the multiple testosterones that are available."
Considering he was only with the Yankees three regular season weeks, I say that jeopardizing your major league career taking a steroid that doesn't give you immediate results is pretty damn stupid.

So you see, while being an idiot is an attitude in Boston, it just might very well be a way of life in the Bronx.

***

Wayne Chrebet had the relative physical stature of Joe McEwing, the ability to make a great career out of being basically disregarded in the draft like Mike Piazza, and the take no junk attitude of Turk Wendell. He also spanned his career from bad era to bad era, with plenty of goodness in between, a la Jerry Koosman.

Unfortunately he also had the concussions of Eric Lindros, and now we must say good-bye. And although he has the hall of fame chances of a Kelvin Chapman, my hope is that the Mets can find more players who make the most of their limited ability, and then give a little bit more than that...like a Wayne Chrebet.

5 comments:

JeterBoy said...

Chrebet - A great Jet player. With receptions second only to Don Maynard in team history, the team should retire his number 80 with Namath, Ewbank, Maynard, and Klecko. How fitting was it that his last catch was for a first down....holding onto the ball while his head slammed to the turf (causing his seventh and last concussion). If we had a team of "mascots" (the unaffectionate label given by Keyshawn Johnson), we likely would have won a Super Bowl by now.

G-Fafif said...

Chrebet will be missed. Bruce Beck teased his story on the retirement with "a Jet fan favorite is calling it quits." It occurred to me that if it were Curtis Martin, whom I sure is also favored by fans, it would be a Jet great. But because it's spunky White Guy, he's a fan favorite. He was also a great.

Self-serving segue because I think Metstradamus will truly appreciate something from the G-Fafif archives:

http://faithandfear.blogharbor.com/blog/_archives/2005/12/23/1485788.html

Travolta said...

That whole bit about Lawton was an excellent post. Do you think he's lying about when he started taking it and why? Or do you think he's just a moron? For me it could go either way.

ouzopundit said...

Lawton ... or, the simpler solution is that he was using the stuff all along and just got busted.

jdon said...

he has reported recently that the muscles around his tailbone have developed significantly, and he is also developing a craving for IAMS lamb and rice formula