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| Walk-O-Meter: 17 |
If this is true, then Billy Wagner had better choose Flushing.
6 comments:
Jordan,
I want to counter this but I need you to explain something to me. You said this: "Now, the Mets on the other hand, with Hoffman, will have filled an offense need. So lets say tht adds 3-4 wins"
How does Hoffman fill an offensive need? I don't exactly follow you on that one.
OK, in that case you added wins for Delgado twice. Remind me not to hire you to keep my books ;)
If more offense (Delgado) gets you 3-4 more wins, then most likely that's three or four more games the bullpen is going to have to close out. 93-96 is a realistic number, but Wagner makes it more realistic than anyone left. I think Ryan would have had the same effect but he's gone now.
Overpaying for Wagner is one thing. But now if Wagner is gone, you know the Mets are going to overpay to get Trevor Hoffman...and that would be the best case scenario at that point. But who knows how much Hoffman has left. And Hoffman isn't going to want to split any time with Heilman.
And also, just my guess, I have a feeling that Heilman will be in the rotation by the time April comes around.
What the hell was Toronto thinking? This is reminiscent of Tom Hicks bidding against himself for A-Rod. This is going to cost the Mets some serious $$$$ to bag Wagner.
Mestra - I can't find anywhere else to publish this - How does one finely chop Mayonnaise?
With a mayonaisse chopper, silly!
plan A is in effect. wagner signs 4/43!
pj
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