There's a Netstradamus.
There was a rumor that a "Cubstradamus" existed on the information highway, but that searched proved fruitless. I got worried. Could there be a carbon copy of me out there? I then panicked and checked for imposters afoot. Bravestradamus? No entries. Philliestradamus? Nothing. Tigerstradamus? Nope. Come on. This blog isn't a McDonald's franchise that's going to pop-up in a city near you. My burgers are fresh.
But then I Googled "Netstradamus". For fun.
And an announcment that Netstradamus.com was "coming soon".
This is like when the Superfriends discovered Bizarro World...or discovering I had a long lost twin brother seperated at birth who went on to live a life of evil.
Talk about a fun hate list:
- Derrick Coleman
- Joe Barry Carroll
- Benoit Benjamin
- Paul Pierce
- The tie-dyed uniforms from 1989
What exactly is he going to predict?
Celtics fans will chant more wife-beating remarks at Jason Kidd?
Vince Carter will skip a playoff game to go to his graduate school ceremony?
They'll beat the Knicks 6 times out of 6?
Just a bit of advice there Netstradamus...The "Zoran Planinic Quotebook" probably won't get you as many laughs as you might think.