The Musings and Prophecies of Metstradamus: From The Desk Of Omar Minaya: Revised

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"Well, there's 5 mins I won't ever get back in my life. Was it supposed to be funny?" -Matty

"Drop your skirt and climb down off the table already."-Dave Crockett

"Could we be anymore dramatic? Relax,the sky is not falling..."-Steve

"Some times you have to let it go Mr. Testosterone."-Anonymous

"With all due respect, shut up."-anonymous

"Metstra, hardly a collapse you dumbass"-Mark

"You're an idiot...How about being partial in your reproting. Who are you John Sterling"-anonymous

"This post was stupid and pointless...What on earth did this display except that you're cranky?"-anonymous

"You write a lot. What's with that?"-Jen Gyllenhaal (No relation, I think)

"Did you spend thanxgiving over @ Michael Irvin's house????"-Jabair

"What is wrong with you? I've got to put you out of your misery..."-Darth Marc

"For a good time, call Mr. Met. 718-577-TIXX"-Mr. Met

"Go to hell."-Erica

"You Bastard!"-Erik Love

"I want this guy dead."-frozeropes, a quote taken shamelessly out of context

"I threw up just a little bit in my mouth."-my brother

"As someone who loves holiday song parodies, this gets a big-time thumbs up."-Mark Simon

"Bite me."-Mario

"Photoballs? Bleeping photoballs?"-Greg Prince

"Sometimes a franchise just has a big, black mark over it and no amount of wishful thinking can turn the tide..."-Jaap Still

"Brilliant use of an instructional picture book."-Kyle in Newport News

"Does Met$tra have a gambling problem?"-Erik Love

"Hasta la vista baby. I throw up the white flag."-Joe

"I'm still a fan, but enough is enough."-Meet the Mets

"I watch the grass grow - it's more exciting."-David

"Freaking Chipper Jones. I HATE Freaking Chipper Jones."-Dave Murray

"Good God man, what have you done??!! You've released the genie from the bottle. I see the showers and toilets backing up at Shea, emergency landings at LGA, unusual tides in Flushing Bay, and when they break ground for the new stadium the construction gang will unearth and disturb some ancient Indian burial ground for unlucky and cursed members of the Iroquois nation...Blaspheme no more Metstradamus! You are tempting the fates!"-The Metmaster

Thursday, August 20, 2009

From The Desk Of Omar Minaya: Revised

Flushing: Where careers go to die.

4 comments:

Patrick Burke said...: billiant as usual.; 7:44 PM
tommy_calzone said...: How about this little nugget;

Gary Sheffield has asked the Mets for a contract extension, and the club was unwilling to meet the request.

Sheffield asked Jerry Manuel to be removed from tonights starting lineup to ‘clear his thoughts’.

WOW.... a zebra NEVER changes his stripes I suppose.

My guess is Gary figured he better go for the extension while Omar is still around.; 9:52 PM
Meg said...: Metstradamus--
What would I have done without you this year? You capture it, condense it, and I just heart you.
Perfect! The best Met writer out there.; 6:50 AM
Trash Man said...: Fabulous post!; 11:07 AM

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