The after dinner mint to your Mets experience.
"Well, there's 5 mins I won't ever get back in my life. Was it supposed to be funny?" -Matty
"Drop your skirt and climb down off the table already."-Dave Crockett
"Could we be anymore dramatic? Relax,the sky is not falling..."-Steve
"Some times you have to let it go Mr. Testosterone."-Anonymous
"With all due respect, shut up."-anonymous
"Metstra, hardly a collapse you dumbass"-Mark
"You're an idiot...How about being partial in your reproting. Who are you John Sterling"-anonymous
"This post was stupid and pointless...What on earth did this display except that you're cranky?"-anonymous
"You write a lot. What's with that?"-Jen Gyllenhaal (No relation, I think)
"Did you spend thanxgiving over @ Michael Irvin's house????"-Jabair
"What is wrong with you? I've got to put you out of your misery..."-Darth Marc
"For a good time, call Mr. Met. 718-577-TIXX"-Mr. Met
"Go to hell."-Erica
"You Bastard!"-Erik Love
"I want this guy dead."-frozeropes, a quote taken shamelessly out of context
"I threw up just a little bit in my mouth."-my brother
"As someone who loves holiday song parodies, this gets a big-time thumbs up."-Mark Simon
"Bite me."-Mario
"Photoballs? Bleeping photoballs?"-Greg Prince
"Sometimes a franchise just has a big, black mark over it and no amount of wishful thinking can turn the tide..."-Jaap Still
"Brilliant use of an instructional picture book."-Kyle in Newport News
"Does Met$tra have a gambling problem?"-Erik Love
"Hasta la vista baby. I throw up the white flag."-Joe
"I'm still a fan, but enough is enough."-Meet the Mets
"I watch the grass grow - it's more exciting."-David
"Freaking Chipper Jones. I HATE Freaking Chipper Jones."-Dave Murray
"Good God man, what have you done??!! You've released the genie from the bottle. I see the showers and toilets backing up at Shea, emergency landings at LGA, unusual tides in Flushing Bay, and when they break ground for the new stadium the construction gang will unearth and disturb some ancient Indian burial ground for unlucky and cursed members of the Iroquois nation...Blaspheme no more Metstradamus! You are tempting the fates!"-The Metmaster
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"Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Mud."
7 comments:
They have been rude to their fans all year. Games should be called early when there is a lousy forecast. Even if they could have gotten the game in on any given day, it's annoying to have to wonder if you should make the drive etc.
Glad you posted it, sometimes I think I'm just a crankypants - good to have someone else give them a hard time.
The name's Wile, not Wil. (So I'm nitpicking, sue me.)
and i had the pleasure of being at both of those "games".
I figure this Acme Doppler post is as good as any place to post the comment I've been wanting to post since last year's Amazing let down. I get so sick and tired of hearing people talk about the psychology of hitting. I just heard Fox talk about how Delgado's mood has changed, hence his amazing second half run. Time and again commentators and even former players keep repeating how the player's mood and psychology is so important.. Well I believe when it comes to hitting some of these great players need to focus on swinging level and going with the pitch. Delgado during his slump just as Wright, Beltran, Alex Rodriguez and many others during slumps simply fall in love with their swings way too much. They think their swing can hit anything into a line drive or over the fence. What they need to do is go for the gaps as the pitch dictates. When they are hot, as Delgado is now, they hit anything near the plate into a line drive or even a blop hit or slap hit.. They can still wind up and turn their beautiful swings but only when the pitcher makes a mistake or challenges with a fast ball on the plate. If Beltran and Wright start relying on their instincts and less on their magical swings the Mets would be unbeatable.. And if A-Rod did he would be Ruthian...LGM
Their Doppler is powered by the beer that people spill on the ground as they are trying to navigate the innards of Shea around all of the other people that are holding out hope and trying to stay dry. Once enough beer is purchased and spilled, they can get an accurate read on the storm.
It's a "going green" initiative.
Awesome, schneck.
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