The after dinner mint to your Mets experience.
"Well, there's 5 mins I won't ever get back in my life. Was it supposed to be funny?" -Matty
"Drop your skirt and climb down off the table already."-Dave Crockett
"Could we be anymore dramatic? Relax,the sky is not falling..."-Steve
"Some times you have to let it go Mr. Testosterone."-Anonymous
"With all due respect, shut up."-anonymous
"Metstra, hardly a collapse you dumbass"-Mark
"You're an idiot...How about being partial in your reproting. Who are you John Sterling"-anonymous
"This post was stupid and pointless...What on earth did this display except that you're cranky?"-anonymous
"You write a lot. What's with that?"-Jen Gyllenhaal (No relation, I think)
"Did you spend thanxgiving over @ Michael Irvin's house????"-Jabair
"What is wrong with you? I've got to put you out of your misery..."-Darth Marc
"For a good time, call Mr. Met. 718-577-TIXX"-Mr. Met
"Go to hell."-Erica
"You Bastard!"-Erik Love
"I want this guy dead."-frozeropes, a quote taken shamelessly out of context
"I threw up just a little bit in my mouth."-my brother
"As someone who loves holiday song parodies, this gets a big-time thumbs up."-Mark Simon
"Bite me."-Mario
"Photoballs? Bleeping photoballs?"-Greg Prince
"Sometimes a franchise just has a big, black mark over it and no amount of wishful thinking can turn the tide..."-Jaap Still
"Brilliant use of an instructional picture book."-Kyle in Newport News
"Does Met$tra have a gambling problem?"-Erik Love
"Hasta la vista baby. I throw up the white flag."-Joe
"I'm still a fan, but enough is enough."-Meet the Mets
"I watch the grass grow - it's more exciting."-David
"Freaking Chipper Jones. I HATE Freaking Chipper Jones."-Dave Murray
"Good God man, what have you done??!! You've released the genie from the bottle. I see the showers and toilets backing up at Shea, emergency landings at LGA, unusual tides in Flushing Bay, and when they break ground for the new stadium the construction gang will unearth and disturb some ancient Indian burial ground for unlucky and cursed members of the Iroquois nation...Blaspheme no more Metstradamus! You are tempting the fates!"-The Metmaster
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Chan Ho, don't be discouraged, The Mound it ain't so hard to understand... 
5 comments:
M,
Dont cry for me Argentina, fits my feelings. I feel the release in the wake of his best performance is so he can sign with some interested team...rumored to be the O's. Cest la vie.
Unlike the last 2 yrs AND with the present depth it makes sense.
Heck, Park could have been cut from the AAA team which now has Vargas, Pelfrey, Humber and Lawrence (all ahead of Park) and Devaney knocking for a promotion...and NOBODY at the ML level is pitching bad enuff to be looking their shoulder.
MP
In the immortal words of "Brigitta von Trapp:"
SO LONG, FAREWELL
IT'S TIME TO SAY GOOD NIGHT!
THE SUN HAS GONE
TO BED AND SO MUST I!!!
Forget Park, Senera Williams is on your hate list? Dude?
For your readers far too young to get the reference...
http://video.aol.com/video/the-man-meets-chico-pilot/1457541
... and I thought David's link would have explained the Serena hatred!
Brother of mine, have you lost your eyesight!?! So yummy, Serena.
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