Thursday, May 24, 2007

Lineup Lottery

Well, it didn't really work for the Grizzlies and Celtics, but Willie Randolph wanted to see if a lineup system would work for his lineup tonight.

Jose Reyes, who had a 25.4% chance of getting the top spot, had his ping pong ball drawn first. But in the big upset of the night, Shawn Green moved from sixth all the way to second even though he only had a 6.3% chance of moving up (Green responded with a hit and a walk, and plans to draft Kevin Durant).

The big losers in the Mets lineup lottery were Paul Lo Duca, who had a 19.9% chance based on his second spot in the order last year, but dropped to fifth making him the Grizzlies. Carlos Delgado was dropped from fourth to sixth, making him the Celtics. But both Lo Duca and Delgado responded with two hits each.

The big winner was Oliver Perez. With his 1.7% chance of moving up in the order, he stayed at the ninth spot. But like Dirk Nowitzki, who was drafted ninth by the Bucks and then traded immediately, Oliver Perez proved you could turn in a most valuable performance while coming in ninth.

After his third dominating win of the season against Atlanta, my only hope is that Braves fans can grow to hate Oliver Perez as much as we hate Larry Jones.

And Brian Jordan.

And Greg Maddux.

And John Rocker.

All right, all right, that last one isn't possible (unless Oliver Perez makes some inappropriate southern jokes during one of his post game interviews).

P.S. Memo to Christopher Russo: That was Joe Smith striking out Edgar Renteria and Larry Jones for a 1-2-3 eighth inning. Just wondering if you were convinced yet.


Anonymous said...

After last night's game, the Mets beat the Braves thrice so far this year, and lost to them five times. Each of the three wins was by Oliver Perez.

Anonymous said...

To be sung by the Atlanta Braves:

Oliver's army is here to stay
Oliver's army are on their way
And I would rather be anywhere else
But here today

-- Elvis Costello

Anonymous said...

Joe Freakin' Smith. How key is this guy? He's BETTER than Bradford!

Ceetar said...

haha, Russo's not convinced on Perez either. Of course, he faces off against that Giant phenom Linscecum or whatever that he's ga-ga about on Tuesday, maybe a sound win there will convince him

Anonymous said...

Lost three series to the Braves and six out of nine. The Braves actually may be for real after a year off. This year's divisional battle may not be a cakewalk like last year.