Tuesday, May 12, 2009

You Get What You Pay For

It's not so much that Derek Lowe beat the Mets on Monday. Oh no, because I resigned myself to the fact that somehow he was going to outduel Johan Santana.

But it's more the fact that while Derek Lowe was beating the Mets on Monday, the guy who the Mets chose over him wasn't on the mound getting blown out opposite Lowe, or on the bench waiting for his next turn ... but was in Florida watching basketball. (I didn't know that the patella tendinitis access seating was so low. Maybe I could fake an injury and get those seats.)

The only thing that shocks me in this whole scenario is that Perez wasn't the one who got run over by Big Baby Davis.

So those of you who are sick of the juxtaposition of Lowe and Perez, you shouldn't read the papers tomorrow. You probably shouldn't read the blogs. And you definitely shouldn't have read the previous three paragraphs. (There's a warning that does you little good.)

All I know is that the Mets played hardball with Lowe because they knew that Perez was an available backup option, due to the fact that no other team had shown any interest in Oliver Perez. So Lowe called the Mets bluff and took the fourth year from Atlanta and the Mets signed Perez. The Mets probably felt fortunate that nobody else showed any interest in Perez. Shouldn't they have wondered why that was the case?

Well, the Mets saved $24 million on that one. Good for them. Too bad the other $36 million could have been better spent on cigarettes, or given to orphans, or set on fire. In fact, it would have been better served being set on fire with a cigarette by an orphan.

But it was more than that which beat the Mets tonight. Forget about lack of run support ... since the Mets were facing Lowe we should have known runs would be at a premium. But how about a lack of defense? How can Santana lose two games already this season where he doesn't give up an earned run? Teams usually make more errors behind pitchers who don't keep their fielders on their toes by throwing a lot of balls out of the strike zone like, say, Oliver Perez. But does Johan Santana really deserve that treatment?

And let's not also forget Snoop leaving Pedro Feliciano in to face Matt "I hit .323 against lefties in my career" Diaz (that's pronounced DIE!!!-az). See, he could have had Brian Stokes in there against DIE!!!-az, but I guess Stokes has been typecast as the guy who can only play the part of the pitcher who comes in to clean up after the mansion has already been broken into. Stokes must now know how Mark Hamill felt.

The good news, as usual, is that there's another game tonight. Though it probably won't be the one Oliver Perez is at. You never know where you'll find him tomorrow ...

7 comments:

Schneck said...

I look forward to the new "Where's Ollie" feature.

Unser said...

There's no justification for letting Feliciano face Diaz in a 1-1 game in the 7th. Makes no sense. He had a well-rested pen, Stokes was warming up . . . WTF!

This is like the third mind-boggling pitching decision Jerry has made this year, and all three backfired. Did he say anything in his defense here?

850 said...

And what happened to Nick Evans? Hitting less than .100 at Buffalo. On the verge of being demoted back to Binghamton. Or lower according to the Post. How did this happen? Dude had the ballclub made out of spring training (until Livan was needed anyway) until Sheffield was signed.

Metstradamus said...

Eight fitty,

The interesting thing about Evans in Buffalo is that he's under .100 down there, and he was 0 fer 28 in night games at one point. Check his day/night splits last year when he was in New York: over .300 during the day, around .220 at night. Are we past the point of small sample size? Do we start to think about a vitamin A deficiency?

J. Mark English said...

Kind of reminds me of the federal government...

http://americanlegends.blogspot.com/

Ares said...

Thank you, Unser. I am so enraged with our pitching decisions lately, I have no idea what they are doing. It's obvious to us, the fans, the hitters, even the other coaches. Why can't ours make the normal decisions?

Eli From Brooklyn said...

We all know if Derek Lowe's name was Derek Lopez then Omir sure would have signed him. Or rather better, "too bad that Oliver Perez isnt Oliver Smith".