Saturday, May 02, 2009
Forget the minors. Obviously, Oliver Perez has to learn all over again. Hence, staring tomorrow, he will be re-trained by wolves. Maybe the next time he pitches at home the Mets can offer one of those bailout plans like the car companies do where if you lose your job they make your payments for you. If you attend an Oliver Perez disaster, the Mets will pay for your psychiatric care.