Friday, October 24, 2008
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The after dinner mint to your Mets experience.
"Well, there's 5 mins I won't ever get back in my life. Was it supposed to be funny?" -Matty
"Drop your skirt and climb down off the table already."-Dave Crockett
"Could we be anymore dramatic? Relax,the sky is not falling..."-Steve
"Some times you have to let it go Mr. Testosterone."-Anonymous
"With all due respect, shut up."-anonymous
"Metstra, hardly a collapse you dumbass"-Mark
"You're an idiot...How about being partial in your reproting. Who are you John Sterling"-anonymous
"This post was stupid and pointless...What on earth did this display except that you're cranky?"-anonymous
"You write a lot. What's with that?"-Jen Gyllenhaal (No relation, I think)
"Did you spend thanxgiving over @ Michael Irvin's house????"-Jabair
"What is wrong with you? I've got to put you out of your misery..."-Darth Marc
"For a good time, call Mr. Met. 718-577-TIXX"-Mr. Met
"Go to hell."-Erica
"You Bastard!"-Erik Love
"I want this guy dead."-frozeropes, a quote taken shamelessly out of context
"I threw up just a little bit in my mouth."-my brother
"As someone who loves holiday song parodies, this gets a big-time thumbs up."-Mark Simon
"Bite me."-Mario
"Photoballs? Bleeping photoballs?"-Greg Prince
"Sometimes a franchise just has a big, black mark over it and no amount of wishful thinking can turn the tide..."-Jaap Still
"Brilliant use of an instructional picture book."-Kyle in Newport News
"Does Met$tra have a gambling problem?"-Erik Love
"Hasta la vista baby. I throw up the white flag."-Joe
"I'm still a fan, but enough is enough."-Meet the Mets
"I watch the grass grow - it's more exciting."-David
"Freaking Chipper Jones. I HATE Freaking Chipper Jones."-Dave Murray
"Good God man, what have you done??!! You've released the genie from the bottle. I see the showers and toilets backing up at Shea, emergency landings at LGA, unusual tides in Flushing Bay, and when they break ground for the new stadium the construction gang will unearth and disturb some ancient Indian burial ground for unlucky and cursed members of the Iroquois nation...Blaspheme no more Metstradamus! You are tempting the fates!"-The Metmaster
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7 comments:
*blink blink*
This is a real name?
Close, it's part of his real name. Anthony Razor Shines. And if I were a ballplayer I sure as hell would go with Razor over Tony.
By the way, these WS umps blow. Longoria pretty much had his glove up Rollins' ass and he wasn't called out. Maybe he should've had the ump smell the glove.
To be fair, the umps have been horrible to both sides. The Phils got away with a balk during Game 1, and the Rays got away with two bad calls during Game 2.
Quite true. I didn't mean to imply that the Phillies are getting all the calls. They aren't going to need them anyway.
Well, the Phils are one game away from being able to shove a World Series ring in the Mets faces (as they should.) Suck on that, Fred and Jeff.
Evan Longoria looks completely lost. He's going to get it pretty hard when this is over, hopefully someone will remind him that better players than him have also have a sucky world series to their credit.
Joe Buck is a tool.
Tim McCarver is- well, Tim McCarver. As I type this he's still explaining a ground out from the 5th inning.
Coming soon, my next Behind the Blow entry:
Trot Nixon: Behind the Blow
I really hate the Phillies and think that if they end up winning the World Series it is a clear sign that baseball has run its natural course in our country and it is time to cut our losses and stop now. Maybe it is time to try American Cricket.
Wait a minute, are there baseball games being played right now?
{trying to hide the bitterness}
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