The Musings and Prophecies of Metstradamus: Where Can You Find Me?

WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING ABOUT "THE MUSINGS AND PROPHECIES OF METSTRADAMUS

"Well, there's 5 mins I won't ever get back in my life. Was it supposed to be funny?" -Matty

"Drop your skirt and climb down off the table already."-Dave Crockett

"Could we be anymore dramatic? Relax,the sky is not falling..."-Steve

"Some times you have to let it go Mr. Testosterone."-Anonymous

"With all due respect, shut up."-anonymous

"Metstra, hardly a collapse you dumbass"-Mark

"You're an idiot...How about being partial in your reproting. Who are you John Sterling"-anonymous

"This post was stupid and pointless...What on earth did this display except that you're cranky?"-anonymous

"You write a lot. What's with that?"-Jen Gyllenhaal (No relation, I think)

"Did you spend thanxgiving over @ Michael Irvin's house????"-Jabair

"What is wrong with you? I've got to put you out of your misery..."-Darth Marc

"For a good time, call Mr. Met. 718-577-TIXX"-Mr. Met

"Go to hell."-Erica

"You Bastard!"-Erik Love

"I want this guy dead."-frozeropes, a quote taken shamelessly out of context

"I threw up just a little bit in my mouth."-my brother

"As someone who loves holiday song parodies, this gets a big-time thumbs up."-Mark Simon

"Bite me."-Mario

"Photoballs? Bleeping photoballs?"-Greg Prince

"Sometimes a franchise just has a big, black mark over it and no amount of wishful thinking can turn the tide..."-Jaap Still

"Brilliant use of an instructional picture book."-Kyle in Newport News

"Does Met$tra have a gambling problem?"-Erik Love

"Hasta la vista baby. I throw up the white flag."-Joe

"I'm still a fan, but enough is enough."-Meet the Mets

"I watch the grass grow - it's more exciting."-David

"Freaking Chipper Jones. I HATE Freaking Chipper Jones."-Dave Murray

"Good God man, what have you done??!! You've released the genie from the bottle. I see the showers and toilets backing up at Shea, emergency landings at LGA, unusual tides in Flushing Bay, and when they break ground for the new stadium the construction gang will unearth and disturb some ancient Indian burial ground for unlucky and cursed members of the Iroquois nation...Blaspheme no more Metstradamus! You are tempting the fates!"-The Metmaster

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Where Can You Find Me?

You know that place where there's never a sunny day?

I am so there.

I'll be there all winter.

6 comments:

Sassdawg. said...: Metstra,

I am going to go out to the range on Sunday, want to come dump a couple of clips?; 6:46 AM
MetFanMac said...: OH.

PHUCK.; 7:11 AM
Anonymous said...: Ugh.

Double ugh.

Maybe the move to Citi Field is exactly what we need. You know, the dismantling of Shea could exorcize some demons . . .

I don't want to see any Mets Classics from the past three years on SNY this winter. Please . . . just show some goodies from '69 and '86. I'd even take some clunkers from the late '70s. Just don't show me any of our current players. I need a 5 month hiatus.; 9:25 AM
James Allen said...: If you can't beat 'em join 'em. I'll just get out my Mike Schmidt mustache grooming kit, my Greg Luzinski glasses, and I'll sew me some powder blue PJ's with the big red "P" logo on it (I'm seriously dating myself here.)

Then, to make sure it takes, I'll rub a Phillie Phanatic doll all over my body (and I mean all over) while listening to a loop of Harry Kalas reading the phone book. After that, I'll let Brett Myers hit me (and I'll enjoy it.)

Then I'll throw food at little children.

Wow. That's much easier than I thought it would be! I want to have Chase Utley's baby! Go Phils!!; 10:17 AM
Anonymous said...: I am officially sick....this is absolutely horrible...it is bad enough that the Phillies won, but now Shane Victorino has a freaking ring...I hate the Phillies....I hate Philadelphia and I hate Danny DeVito
Beezermess; 10:46 AM
Anonymous said...: yeah, I have to effing LIVE down here though. I'm not going to know who won the election or if it's raining because I'm shutting out all Philly media. I turned on the tv this AM and the weatherman was wearing a damn Phillies jersey.

Goddamn parade is tomorrow. I'm going to treat this like I treat a migraine. I'm going to stay in a dark quiet room and stay medicated at least until Sunday when everyone will suddenly remember the Eagles.; 9:18 PM

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Where Can You Find Me?

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