
People who were having an emotional moment with the sinking ship were outraged.
My question is this: If TNT had interrupted Titanic with a regular season Mets game, would anyone have known the difference?
The after dinner mint to your Mets experience.
"Well, there's 5 mins I won't ever get back in my life. Was it supposed to be funny?" -Matty
"Drop your skirt and climb down off the table already."-Dave Crockett
"Could we be anymore dramatic? Relax,the sky is not falling..."-Steve
"Some times you have to let it go Mr. Testosterone."-Anonymous
"With all due respect, shut up."-anonymous
"Metstra, hardly a collapse you dumbass"-Mark
"You're an idiot...How about being partial in your reproting. Who are you John Sterling"-anonymous
"This post was stupid and pointless...What on earth did this display except that you're cranky?"-anonymous
"You write a lot. What's with that?"-Jen Gyllenhaal (No relation, I think)
"Did you spend thanxgiving over @ Michael Irvin's house????"-Jabair
"What is wrong with you? I've got to put you out of your misery..."-Darth Marc
"For a good time, call Mr. Met. 718-577-TIXX"-Mr. Met
"Go to hell."-Erica
"You Bastard!"-Erik Love
"I want this guy dead."-frozeropes, a quote taken shamelessly out of context
"I threw up just a little bit in my mouth."-my brother
"As someone who loves holiday song parodies, this gets a big-time thumbs up."-Mark Simon
"Bite me."-Mario
"Photoballs? Bleeping photoballs?"-Greg Prince
"Sometimes a franchise just has a big, black mark over it and no amount of wishful thinking can turn the tide..."-Jaap Still
"Brilliant use of an instructional picture book."-Kyle in Newport News
"Does Met$tra have a gambling problem?"-Erik Love
"Hasta la vista baby. I throw up the white flag."-Joe
"I'm still a fan, but enough is enough."-Meet the Mets
"I watch the grass grow - it's more exciting."-David
"Freaking Chipper Jones. I HATE Freaking Chipper Jones."-Dave Murray
"Good God man, what have you done??!! You've released the genie from the bottle. I see the showers and toilets backing up at Shea, emergency landings at LGA, unusual tides in Flushing Bay, and when they break ground for the new stadium the construction gang will unearth and disturb some ancient Indian burial ground for unlucky and cursed members of the Iroquois nation...Blaspheme no more Metstradamus! You are tempting the fates!"-The Metmaster
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Speaking of sinking ships...how about new york baseball this decade. Metstra - did you piss off the baseball gods? Think about it since 2000 (and I know you remember that):
2001: Yankees blow dramatic post 9-11 World Series to the D-Backs
2003: After a dramatic win over the Sox, the Yankees lose to the upstart Marlins
2004: Yankees choke in historic loss to the Sox
Mets turn:
2006: Yadier
2007: Historic choke
2008: Another collapse against two teams
Its been rough times around here for all involved. Although the Yanks did win some divisions and pennants during the decade.
I bet Torre, Bowa, and Mattingly are having a good laugh on New York with their success in L.A. right now.
You know Willie enjoyed the Mets' collapse thoroughly.
"You know Willie enjoyed the Mets' collapse thoroughly."
He shouldn't ... he was as much a part of it as anybody else.
I agree. They should have been playing "Nearer My God To Thee" at Shea in the 9th inning last week. Like the creepy owner of the White Star Line, Minaya seems to have found a lifeboat. He made Manuel splash around in the frigid Atlantic for a day or two before pulling him in. The Mets bullpen could be the dudes with the fiddles and clarinets though. We know how they all fared.
I'm not so much sure he 'enjoyed it' but I'm sure he was thinking, "I would've gotten us there." He might not be wrong either. You never know in baseball. It's why firings are rarely regretted.
Why do I have this craving to beat the crap out of Shane Victorino....I feel like I need to kick his ass...
Metstra...let's forget about the Mets and relish in the fact the Rangers got four points this weekend....
Beezermess
Willie's got no one to blame but himself. Sorry. He handled everything poorly this year, including relationships with players, the media, ownership and the fans. Nice guy, but not cut out for managing in New York.
And add two more to the list of ex-Mets in the post-season: hitting coaches Steve Henderson and Dave Magadan.
The guy that designed the Titanic went down with the ship, as I remember the movie correctly, which is a stretch, because I refuse to put myself through watching it again.
The same can't be said of Omar.
I think Metstradamus is on to something. The movie (not the actual ship) may be the perfect metaphor for this season. Long and arduous (the film is over 3 hrs) and prolongs an uneasy feeling until a tragic ending we all know was coming from the moment we sat in our seats.
I think it's only fitting too that they cut to a Red Sox game ... the very first Opening Day of Fenway Park was the very same date the Titanic sank.
And Jeterboy, face it ... Willie, like Samuel, had to coach just TWO MORE wins. With Randolph one game under .500 (34-35) and Snoop Manuel @ 55-38, I think it was an easier task for Willie to come up with those wins, thank you.
Fred
True. Its pure conjecture whether Willie would have gotten the wins at the end of the year that the Mets needed. As someone posted, we'll never know and the firing will likely not be regretted. However, despite Manuel's record this year from once he took over, he and Willie have one thing in common...they couldn't get their team to win during the last week when they needed it the most. Both have September collapses on their record.
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