- Mike Pelfrey has won seven straight?
- Xavier Nady is a Yankee?
- Jimmy Rollins is getting benched for not hustling and showing up late?
- Oliver Perez is hardly walking anybody?
- Aaron Heilman is getting huge outs while Filthy Sanchez isn't getting anybody out?
I mean, what's next, the last game at Shea Stadium is televised around the world while ESPN drops the Yankee Stadium finale?
Where the hell is this hole in the universe, and how can we switch John Maine with his better version?