Monday, July 21, 2008

Light A Candle

14 comments:

weesle909 said...

Wagner is fine, don’t worry. I checked his trapezius through my TV.

No, really - my TV is a good diagnostic tool.

Good win today. Yeah, we left a hundred guys on base, but still good to win this one.

You know, I hadn't really noticed the Jeter thing, but now I have to ask: Did he buy the rights to Mets broadcasts or something?! I mean, Ho. Ly. Crap. If you’re a Jeter fan, watch the Mets rather than the Yankees. You’ll see way more of him.

Glad to see Reyes is apparently a Metstradamus reader, and listened to what I had to say yesterday. Single, single, triple, (a K and fly out we’ll overlook), and a bunt single. Way to go, Jose! Way to keep that ass in there and not flail!

Speaking of Reyes, when does Argenis earn an ‘A’ on his uniform and force Jose to get a ‘J’ so we can tell them apart from afar?

Don’t laugh. The day is coming.


Sincerely,
- Mrs. Argenis Reyes

katherine said...

Possibly the wives have banded together to leave comments on blogs, defending their hubbies. I strongly suspect the 6:04pm comment on yesterday's post was written by Mrs Hernandez.

Unser said...

Wags' tight trapezius worked pretty damn well yesterday.

Marlon Anderson should never play left-field again. He can't play out there. I assume Jerry can see this as well as I can. Not to mention he's hitting below .200. Barring a trade, Tatis, Chavez and Easley should be the only options in left.

schneck said...

Trapezius was the Roman guy that invented the trapeze. I wonder what he called it when he hurt his trapezius.

Demitri said...

I am imagining healing white light all around Mr Wagner's Trapezious. But not around his mouth, which I wish he would keep closed more often.

Charity said...

There is no way that AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRgenis Reyes could be confused with Jose. Don't get me wrong but just no.

Anyyyyyyyway. Mestra you should've came this year, I could've gotten you a few balls from Jerry and some Johan autographs...honestly though we did miss you at the game. Next year you should come back.

Sincerely,
-Mrs. Joe Smith

ForWhomJayBellTolls said...

This reminds me of the Steve Rogers shrine from "Welcome to the Dollhouse".

Steve Rogers.....you will fall in love with me...

Metstradamus said...

Charity,

If it was later in the season, I would have done the Cincy trip again this season. The way I see it, GAB still owes me a deep fried twinkie.

Rickey Henderson said...

Oh Billy, no mere injury could ever put an end to your catty irascibility.

katherine said...

I feel strongly that our new manager is doing such a good job, he's really proved himself, he deserves to have the "interim" removed from his title.

Mrs Jerry Manuel

kaicevy said...

for Country Time's Trapezius

Charity said...

Mestra,

They did start carrying deep fried pickles...which are amazingly fantastical. I wish the series here was later in the season too because well...no I just wish they had another series here again. Mets games are too much fun for just once year! Actually though we're still debating on coming up in September...whatta ya say? Is it worth it?

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