The after dinner mint to your Mets experience.
"Well, there's 5 mins I won't ever get back in my life. Was it supposed to be funny?" -Matty
"Drop your skirt and climb down off the table already."-Dave Crockett
"Could we be anymore dramatic? Relax,the sky is not falling..."-Steve
"Some times you have to let it go Mr. Testosterone."-Anonymous
"With all due respect, shut up."-anonymous
"Metstra, hardly a collapse you dumbass"-Mark
"You're an idiot...How about being partial in your reproting. Who are you John Sterling"-anonymous
"This post was stupid and pointless...What on earth did this display except that you're cranky?"-anonymous
"You write a lot. What's with that?"-Jen Gyllenhaal (No relation, I think)
"Did you spend thanxgiving over @ Michael Irvin's house????"-Jabair
"What is wrong with you? I've got to put you out of your misery..."-Darth Marc
"For a good time, call Mr. Met. 718-577-TIXX"-Mr. Met
"Go to hell."-Erica
"You Bastard!"-Erik Love
"I want this guy dead."-frozeropes, a quote taken shamelessly out of context
"I threw up just a little bit in my mouth."-my brother
"As someone who loves holiday song parodies, this gets a big-time thumbs up."-Mark Simon
"Bite me."-Mario
"Photoballs? Bleeping photoballs?"-Greg Prince
"Sometimes a franchise just has a big, black mark over it and no amount of wishful thinking can turn the tide..."-Jaap Still
"Brilliant use of an instructional picture book."-Kyle in Newport News
"Does Met$tra have a gambling problem?"-Erik Love
"Hasta la vista baby. I throw up the white flag."-Joe
"I'm still a fan, but enough is enough."-Meet the Mets
"I watch the grass grow - it's more exciting."-David
"Freaking Chipper Jones. I HATE Freaking Chipper Jones."-Dave Murray
"Good God man, what have you done??!! You've released the genie from the bottle. I see the showers and toilets backing up at Shea, emergency landings at LGA, unusual tides in Flushing Bay, and when they break ground for the new stadium the construction gang will unearth and disturb some ancient Indian burial ground for unlucky and cursed members of the Iroquois nation...Blaspheme no more Metstradamus! You are tempting the fates!"-The Metmaster
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Lastings and Paulie, together in Washington as they run under the "ex-Met" party. First campaign promise: 19-0 against the Mets.
18 comments:
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Well i think this was a foregone conclusion once we bascially said "Hit the Road Paulie!"
(BTW, I think metfanmac above should be L'Millz running mate)
Typical psychological torture: For two days I enjoyed the happy feeling that Paul would be playing 10 minutes from my house. You know the song? "All at once am I several stories high, knowing I'm on the street where you live...." (for the post-My Fair Lady generation- that is not LITTERALLY high, just metaphorically).
Anyway for once I got my news somewhere other than Metstradamus: I awoke to Radio Canada, saying Paul Lo Duca "ne joindra pas les Bleu Jays".
So now the player I love, plays for the Nationals, a team I used to like, but since last September I hate them. I feel like my brain is going to split in two.
Ok....so we basically traded Lastings Milledge and Paul Lo Duca for Ryan Church and Brian Schneider...
Good job, Omar...atta boy...keep plugging away and eventually you may get something we need...
Can someone wake up Frank Cashen to come back and fix this mess...?
Beezermess
The Mets should have signed Lo Duca for what the Nationals signed him for, but unfortunately he wanted 3 - 4 years. I don't want Posada for 4 years, which would make him 40, and I sure as hell don't want Lo Duca when he's 40. Who could ever want Lo Duca or any catcher when he's 40.
"(BTW, I think metfanmac above should be L'Millz running mate)"
Que?
I agree with "anonymous" that someone needs to fix this mess they call the NY Mets....matbe not Frank Cashen, though.
ChiliGTC said...
I agree with "anonymous" that someone needs to fix this mess they call the NY Mets....matbe not Frank Cashen, though.
Last time I checked....he was and is still the last GM in Mets history to build a World Championship team....
Beezermess
This actually made me laugh right before a final exam...Fantastic photoshopping...I just died a little inside.
Why is this happening? Worlds are colliding, and now I have a headache.
...but that picture is pretty funny. They'll probably have fun together in D.C.
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And Omar let them have Jesus Flores too. WooHoo!
I can't vote for that ticket.
I've been a Met fan for four decades. But I have to say, the whining this off season is starting to get old. Milledge and LoDuca were good players, but it's time to move on. Either stick with your team or get off the bandwagon. But please, enough with the waah waah waah stuff.
Billy Beane, Shawn Abner, Stanley Jefferson, Alex Ochoa, Alex Escobar, Jay Payton, all future 'can't misses' that missed. Move on already. Get outside and get some sunlight.
Wow, you've already got some mud-slinging from the opposition.
(cue sappy music)
I've been a Mets fan for four decades...
Milledge and Elijak Dukes can be a rap duo and Paulie can help them by introducing them to R Kelly at some junior prom.
In defense of going "waah waah waah":
I just got home from work where I was forced to be a responsible adult for 12 hours. Can I just have a few hissy fits on this blog please? What is this, America, love her or leave her?? Choo choo, getting some sunshine was not an option today.
And just what exactly has been happening with the Mets recently to be cheerful about? Give me Johan Santana and then I'll jump for joy. (but don't give away Jose!)
I enjoy hearing other fans' laments. And Metstradamus's whiny fan tantrums are spectacular.
Choo Choo, I guarantee you that's the first time anyone has brought up Alex Ochoa to Mets fans as a method of getting them to cheer up. Interesting.
Well I don't know if that's worked for anyone else, but all of a sudden I have the urge to go see a revival of "Up With People", then run to the beach, strip down to my Aquaman underoos, and bob for jellyfish, that's how good I feel.
Hey, Alex Ochoa and Shawn Abner stunk!!! IT'S PARTY TIME!!!
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