Monday, December 31, 2007

Old Acquaintance Should, In Fact, Be Forgot

My sources are reporting that the Mets have hired respected scientists to take DNA from Endy Chavez's baseball mitt, Filthy Sanchez's goggles, and Jose Lima's Loreal to try to clone 2006. Reports say that the Mets, who are deathly afraid of what 2008 might bring, have hired the same scientists who made cats glow in the dark, so there's a chance that this could happen.


Rick Peterson says don't drink and drive on New Year's Eve ... that means YOU, Cecil.

5 comments:

katherine said...

Happy New Year, Metstradamus. Thank you especially for the Bullpen Advisory System, which will forever be taped to my refrigerator, and your inspiring post: "I'm All In", and for helping me get through October and November.

And Happy New Year to all the "commenters" (is there a better word for this?). Even Jeterboy. But not "Mr Mutt".

Demitri said...

hey - I hear 2007 is almost over. If so, maybe the press will start writing "the Mets suffered the worst collapse in baseball history LAST YEAR."

we can only hope.

Happy New Year everyone, and thanks to Metstradamus for the great support group. This has been more effective than seeing a therapist.

katherine said...

Much better than a therapist, because if you went to a shrink and said, "I'm sad and can't sleep because the Mets lost", he would think you were crazy, or even worse, that you needed to find other interests or meaning in your life, blah, blah, blah....

G-Fafif said...

Cats need to glow in the dark. That much is clear.

Mets Guy in Michigan said...

Happy new year to you, Metstra!