The after dinner mint to your Mets experience.
"Well, there's 5 mins I won't ever get back in my life. Was it supposed to be funny?" -Matty
"Drop your skirt and climb down off the table already."-Dave Crockett
"Could we be anymore dramatic? Relax,the sky is not falling..."-Steve
"Some times you have to let it go Mr. Testosterone."-Anonymous
"With all due respect, shut up."-anonymous
"Metstra, hardly a collapse you dumbass"-Mark
"You're an idiot...How about being partial in your reproting. Who are you John Sterling"-anonymous
"This post was stupid and pointless...What on earth did this display except that you're cranky?"-anonymous
"You write a lot. What's with that?"-Jen Gyllenhaal (No relation, I think)
"Did you spend thanxgiving over @ Michael Irvin's house????"-Jabair
"What is wrong with you? I've got to put you out of your misery..."-Darth Marc
"For a good time, call Mr. Met. 718-577-TIXX"-Mr. Met
"Go to hell."-Erica
"You Bastard!"-Erik Love
"I want this guy dead."-frozeropes, a quote taken shamelessly out of context
"I threw up just a little bit in my mouth."-my brother
"As someone who loves holiday song parodies, this gets a big-time thumbs up."-Mark Simon
"Bite me."-Mario
"Photoballs? Bleeping photoballs?"-Greg Prince
"Sometimes a franchise just has a big, black mark over it and no amount of wishful thinking can turn the tide..."-Jaap Still
"Brilliant use of an instructional picture book."-Kyle in Newport News
"Does Met$tra have a gambling problem?"-Erik Love
"Hasta la vista baby. I throw up the white flag."-Joe
"I'm still a fan, but enough is enough."-Meet the Mets
"I watch the grass grow - it's more exciting."-David
"Freaking Chipper Jones. I HATE Freaking Chipper Jones."-Dave Murray
"Good God man, what have you done??!! You've released the genie from the bottle. I see the showers and toilets backing up at Shea, emergency landings at LGA, unusual tides in Flushing Bay, and when they break ground for the new stadium the construction gang will unearth and disturb some ancient Indian burial ground for unlucky and cursed members of the Iroquois nation...Blaspheme no more Metstradamus! You are tempting the fates!"-The Metmaster
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The Mets will open spring training on February 26th against the University of Michigan.
6 comments:
Problem is that WV and Missouri are playing the Marlins and Nationals, who never seem to be able to help the Mets in any way.
Are the winter meetings over yet? I want to stop reading about sports until March.
Really demitri?
You want to read about happier stuff, like politics and world affairs?
I did look at the schedule for the start of the season, and instead of my usual pleasant anticipation, I felt a sense of dread. I actually wish the off season would last longer this year.
Bad things that are going to happen in March:
We will be humiliated by the nats, marlins, phillies, etc
Mets fans will boo everyone, especially Carlos D
this will cause Carlos B to go into a funk
Johnny Estrada will get into a fight with Willie Randolph
Livan Hernandez will have an ERA of 9
Lastings, Paul L, and Tom Glavine will all perform marvelously for their new teams, especially when they play us.
don't say that...
i do have a bad feeling about being embarrassed by michigan though, a la when the Colorado Silver Bullets beat us in the mid-90s.
katherine –
I'm down to reading "Opus" and doing the crossword puzzle. I used to read the real estate section, but thats too depressing too.
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