Hey, who doesn't these days?
"I hate the Mets...I want to beat them more than anyone else. What we need to do is make sure none of their fans get in our building. We shouldn't sell tickets to Mets fans."Now before we all jump down Myers' throat remember, there's a perfectly sound reason for Myers' tirade.
Think about it for a second: Brett Myers wears 39. 3+9=12. 12+11 (Jimmy Rollins' number), is 23
Brett Myers had 23 at bats in 2002, when Myers had a Donruss rookie card which was card number 23.
In 2003, Brett Myers went 14-9. 14+9=23.
In 2004, when Myers was 23 years old, he had 23 assists in the field.
In 2005, Brett Myers averaged 8.69 K's per nine innings. 8+6+9=23.
Not convinced yet?
Brett Myers pitched on April 23rd of 2006...after which, Myers had season total of 23 and 2/3's innings pitched.
In 2006, Brett Myers assaulted his wife on June...23rd.
Myers pitched on August 23rd of '06. At the end of play that day, Myers' ERA stood at 4.23.
Backtracking: On August 17th of '06 (17+06=23), this Met fan bought a ticket to a Mets/Phillies game just like Myers wouldn't want me to do. I was sold a standing room only ticket to a game Where Carlos Beltran hit a home run...his 23rd road home run of the season.
Carlos Delgado, who wore number 21, hit 2 home runs that day. 21+2=23.
"Myers Marriage Counseling" has 23 letters.
And as you know, the number 2 divided by the number 3 comes out to .666, the number of the devil.
Hence, Brett Myers is Satan.