"Future Hall of Famer Roger Clemens is one of six players accused by a former teammate (former Diamondback Jason Grimsley) of using performance-enhancing drugs, the Los Angeles Times is reporting. The Times reports that the other players — whose identities had been concealed on an affidavit filed in federal court — are Astros pitcher Andy Pettitte, former American League MVP Miguel Tejada, and current Orioles Brian Roberts and Jay Gibbons. The sixth player, David Segui — who has retired from the game — previously came forward to admit that his name was among those blacked out in the affidavit."Coincidentally, this story breaks the day after Clemens' final start of the season.
In a related story, God has formally broken off his personal relationship with Andy Pettitte.
Workout regimen my ass!