The interesting development (at least for me) out of today's spring training outing was that Billy Wagner only gave up a couple of hits during his simulated BP session today. However, both hits were long home runs to one Kazuo Matsui (seen here considering a career change at the NFL combine).Country Time noted afterwards that he is historically horrible in spring training...which is basically another way of saying that when Kaz is exiled to another team and has to face Wagner with a regular season game on the line, Kazuo has no shot.
Now if Wagner is historically horrible in spring training, and this World Baseball Uniform Sale/Tournament (WBUST) takes place during spring training, well now gee that would tell me to put my money on the Netherlands Antilles. Which is fine because I don't want Billy Wagner saving games for Jeter, Damon, Clemens, and this guy anyway. I'd rather he save his saves for April-October.
And why should it take a 36 year old bottle blonde to light a fire under Kaz Matsui? Noooooooow he wants to jack dingers off of a 95+ lefty fastball. Oh no Kaz, it's been too long and we're on to your wicked plot. Because you can name all the popular songs you want when you're up in the apartment at 3 in the morning and Mrs. Manicotti is prepping you...when the chips are down and it's time for the big show, the only answer Kaz Matsui will provide is "hamina hamina hamina...uuuuuh, Ed Norton?"
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well he is on his last legs, and he has to fight for his career, so maybe matsui will actually be good this time around. you might be interested in submitting some of your baseball posts to http://sportsken.com
Ms. Manicotti. Awesome!
And when the smoke clears...
The GIAMBALCO is going to JUICE at least 50 home runs this year!
Yankees rule and all you loser Mutt$ fans will be crying in your towels just like Piazza aka 'Sam's Champion' after th 200 world series.
hahaha. losers.
Another intelligent comment from the fan base that brought you this
Remember when the MUTT$ were in the world series and their hero BLOWNITEZ choked away a sure victory! hahaha!
Typical Mutt$
More uniforms than championships!!
Hahhaah!
Two Yankee fans on one Mets blog post in the same day? I'm honored. I see there was a computer sale at the shallow end of the gene pool today. Did the reading lessons come free or did you have to pay seperately?
("I know, I'll call them the Mutts! Aren't I clever and original??? YUK YUK YUK YUK!!!")
"i brive a dus....."
was it matsui's first at-bat of the spring?
jdon, I believe it was...and then again in his third ab, I think.
I don't know if that counts towards his streak though.
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