The Musings and Prophecies of Metstradamus: Slumpbuster

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"Could we be anymore dramatic? Relax,the sky is not falling..."-Steve

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"I watch the grass grow - it's more exciting."-David

"Freaking Chipper Jones. I HATE Freaking Chipper Jones."-Dave Murray

"Good God man, what have you done??!! You've released the genie from the bottle. I see the showers and toilets backing up at Shea, emergency landings at LGA, unusual tides in Flushing Bay, and when they break ground for the new stadium the construction gang will unearth and disturb some ancient Indian burial ground for unlucky and cursed members of the Iroquois nation...Blaspheme no more Metstradamus! You are tempting the fates!"-The Metmaster

Friday, May 01, 2009

Slumpbuster

The only sure-fire way to get David Wright out of his funk.

Here's a closer look from the enhancement department:

Just in time for the Phillies series.

4 comments:

BRBRCK said...: well played, sir.

well.

played.; 9:58 AM
Schneck said...: The solution to all of the Mets problems just came to me. Camouflage uniforms! Seriously. If the runners can blend themselves into the field, the batters can more easily convince themselves that their hits are meaningless and, thus, doable.

On another note, what is the over/under on the NY tabloids quoting Bobby Valentine on his opinion of the current state of the Mets and his willingness to come back to the states?; 11:38 AM
www.MetsGoMets.com said...: Maybe the Mets should all wear bloody socks or something. It worked for Curt!; 12:24 PM
Caryn said...: Metstra,

You remain a genius.; 1:28 PM

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