The after dinner mint to your Mets experience.
"Well, there's 5 mins I won't ever get back in my life. Was it supposed to be funny?" -Matty
"Drop your skirt and climb down off the table already."-Dave Crockett
"Could we be anymore dramatic? Relax,the sky is not falling..."-Steve
"Some times you have to let it go Mr. Testosterone."-Anonymous
"With all due respect, shut up."-anonymous
"Metstra, hardly a collapse you dumbass"-Mark
"You're an idiot...How about being partial in your reproting. Who are you John Sterling"-anonymous
"This post was stupid and pointless...What on earth did this display except that you're cranky?"-anonymous
"You write a lot. What's with that?"-Jen Gyllenhaal (No relation, I think)
"Did you spend thanxgiving over @ Michael Irvin's house????"-Jabair
"What is wrong with you? I've got to put you out of your misery..."-Darth Marc
"For a good time, call Mr. Met. 718-577-TIXX"-Mr. Met
"Go to hell."-Erica
"You Bastard!"-Erik Love
"I want this guy dead."-frozeropes, a quote taken shamelessly out of context
"I threw up just a little bit in my mouth."-my brother
"As someone who loves holiday song parodies, this gets a big-time thumbs up."-Mark Simon
"Bite me."-Mario
"Photoballs? Bleeping photoballs?"-Greg Prince
"Sometimes a franchise just has a big, black mark over it and no amount of wishful thinking can turn the tide..."-Jaap Still
"Brilliant use of an instructional picture book."-Kyle in Newport News
"Does Met$tra have a gambling problem?"-Erik Love
"Hasta la vista baby. I throw up the white flag."-Joe
"I'm still a fan, but enough is enough."-Meet the Mets
"I watch the grass grow - it's more exciting."-David
"Freaking Chipper Jones. I HATE Freaking Chipper Jones."-Dave Murray
"Good God man, what have you done??!! You've released the genie from the bottle. I see the showers and toilets backing up at Shea, emergency landings at LGA, unusual tides in Flushing Bay, and when they break ground for the new stadium the construction gang will unearth and disturb some ancient Indian burial ground for unlucky and cursed members of the Iroquois nation...Blaspheme no more Metstradamus! You are tempting the fates!"-The Metmaster
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4 comments:
Oh, Metstradamus, that article is scary. I hope you are taking care of yourself. I don't know where we'd be without you. You go for a nice long walk outside in the sun today and forget about the Mets.
But don't miss tonight's game and whatever you do, don't neglect to write in your blog tonight! (haha only kidding - take a break if you need one, just hopefully not for too long.)
Metstra...
I personally think that watching the Mets might spell doom for you. But, since both of us suffered through years of Generation K, Art Howe, Anthony Young and Chico Walker, I think you will be fine. Think about it, training camp for your J-E-T-S
starts in three weeks....
Your friend in California, Beezermess
I agree with katherine. Perhaps a break is in order. I think I'm going to catch up on some sleep, watch some reruns of Battlestar Galactica and forget about the game tonight.
The Mets vs Padres and Phils vs Braves games yesterday were a case study about the difference between these teams. Both down 2-1 late in the game, its the Phillies who fight back (admittedly, with a little luck- thanks a *^%^&ing lot Kelly Johnson) and win the game.
Geez. Wasn't it enough of a break after last September? And Metstra - you wrote this blog before tonight's game...I hope you did take this one off!
And the funeral? We'll take care of that with some of the skim off our bloated $200MM payroll. What Met fans forget is that they're not far off that ($140-$150MM?) and are just as much of a failure. We'll both miss the playoffs for the first time since 1993 and both stadiums will be dark as they close this fall. How about that for The Undertaker's prediction?
And yeah...we better get to Jets camp this year because NEXT YEAR JET CAMP WILL BE IN NEW JERSEY. Something else to feel good about.
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