No, We Don't Play The Blue Jays This Season
Dear Armando,Congratulations on finding work with the Toronto Blue Jays.
Just so you know, the Canadian dollar is worth just as much as the American dollar these days. This stringent exchange rate means that you will not suck any less than you did south of the International Boundary.
Oh, and you can no longer get good deals at the Big and Tall shop.
Regards,
Metstradamus
P.S. Baaaaaaaaalk, balk balk balk balk balk, baaaaaaaaaaaaalk!
I hold grudges. What of it?
Labels: Armando Benitez
posted by Metstradamus @ 5:05 PM
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5 Comments:
this is almost as funny as spitzer getting snagged by the feds. great stuff.
You should probably also let Benitez know that the exchange rate doesn't affect runners on base and they're all probably going to score on him.
"Balk balk balk" should be filed under "Never Gets Old" for all eternity.
Curiously enough, my computer is giving me the word verification code BUOLKC. Coincidence?
Benitez will do fine. Its unlikely he'll play in any high pressure games in Toronto.
Now, Kansas City or Tampa would be ideal.
Sweet chicken action.
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